Why don't the girls in Maxim or Stuff Magazine have nipples?

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: crazygal
I agree about the inbreeders at Walmart (or people who closely resemble them). The people who shop there are scary.

A friend of mine & I were in a rural Wal Mart on an early Sunday afternoon & we noticed the folks were more than a little country, I started humming the song from "Deliverance" & he was nearly in tears trying to keep from laughing out loud.

As far as the nipples/pubic hair stuff, pics have been airbrushed for years, Maxim & Stuff are just more agressive about it. Doesn't bother me, they're still hot, wonder how long it'll be till they just show full frontal nudity with the offending body parts airbrushed off, sort of a magazine about Barbie dolls with their outfits off

 

[ScottMac]

Why not just buy magazines with pictures of Nekkid wimmin in 'em to begin with.

You know there's no nudity in Maxim, but you get 'em anyway, then b!tch / whine that there's no nudity in 'em.

If it really bothers you, send 'em a note: " I am cancelling my free subscription because you ain't got no nekkid wimmin, so there! you butthead !" (besides, it's running out and I wasn't gonna PAY for it anyhow ... )

Next you'll be whining that the magazine is too heavy to hold up with one hand for extended periods ....

JM.02

Scott

 

[Shantanu]

Maxim is a magazine for 13-18 year olds who think they are buying a magazine meant for 25-30 year olds. That's why it doesn't have nudity in it.

 

[CrazyPerson]

:camera:?

 

[FearoftheNight]

Maxim is a great read for me. I don't think I"m old or cool. Pics are aight and the articles literally crack me. But hey thats just me.

 

[FearoftheNight]

Maxim is a great read for me. I don't think I"m old or cool. Pics are aight and the articles literally crack me. But hey thats just me.

 

[FearoftheNight]

Maxim is a great read for me. I don't think I"m old or cool. Pics are aight and the articles literally crack me. But hey thats just me.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: amnesiac
Well it's one thing to be completely hairless, but some "maintenance" should be mandated. Giving Buckwheat a tongue bath != good times.

Crude, but honest.

+ The Southern Rainforest =

- M4H

 

[stormbv]

I just got the new Stuff, and Blu Cantrell is so hot.

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

WTF DUDE YOU TRIPLE POSTED

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

WTF DUDE YOU TRIPLE POSTED

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

WTF DUDE YOU TRIPLE POSTED

 

[MeanMeosh]

umm... my maxim this month (with shania twain, thanks to hot deals) has nipples in it... pg 146... the bachelorette...

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: amnesiac
Well it's one thing to be completely hairless, but some "maintenance" should be mandated. Giving Buckwheat a tongue bath != good times.

Crude, but honest.

+ The Southern Rainforest =

- M4H

lol, yep

 

[Xionide]

Man I love those megazines even without the Nips.

-Xionide

 

[alkemyst]

a lot of magazines have 'no nipple' and 'no through clothing genitalia forms' policies to keep their magazines from being pulled/banned in the bible-belt and so influenced stores.

It seems it didn't help with WalMart.

 

[DiZASTiX]

Sadly...It's natrual