Why don't runway models smile?

[monk3y]

Haven't you SEEN Zoolander yet?

 

[Boxxcar]

They don't smile because they all have small boobs.

 

[MasterAndCommander]

They don't smile because they all have been shunned by Chuck Norris. They are to fragile to handle his seed.

 

[MustangSVT]

too sexy to smile

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
they are too hungry to smile

Yep. 🙁

 

[cherrytwist]

because they need their heroin fix?

 

[Slacker]

They do not have the extra skin needed to form a smile.

 

[computeerrgghh]

Because the botox doesn't wear off till next week

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: BCYL

Originally posted by: Mucho
Becausy sultry women are more sexy.

QFT, it's SUPPOSED to be sexy when they don't smile...

I agree that sometimes not smiling is more sexy, but the expression on the models' faces is hardly that. It makes me think a zombie invasion is imminent. "Sultry+sexy" needs SOME facial expressions...

 

[MisterJackson]

Cause the cocaine rubbed on their gums numb their mouth musles.....duh!

 

[Phlargo]

they don't have to be pretty or sweet or even sexy.... they're number one feature has to be distinctive - you gotta remember them to burn the image of what they're wearing in your little head!

 

[mrrman]

gstring is riding high

 

[BrokenVisage]

POISE COUNTS!

 

[Squisher]

They're all biotches?

 

[MichaelD]

Tooting a gram of blow immediately before walking onstage has a tendency to freeze your face and your brain.

Models are evil drug whores.

 

[bigrash]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
they are too hungry to smile

haha

 

[Printer Bandit]

pics?

 

[Lucky]

Smiling draws your attention to their faces and off the main idea, the clothes.

 

[LiquidImpulse]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
some desingers (anna sui) want the models to laugh and look at the cameras etc.

so anna sui lets them eat, a little? thats cool

LOL

 

[Moonbeam]

In the depth there are riches beyond compare, but if you seek safety it is on the shore.

 

[NiteWulf]

Originally posted by: Printer Bandit
pics?

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Zombies... every last one of them...

 

[SZLiao214]

Originally posted by: DurocShark

Originally posted by: shortylickens
You were watching runway models and looking at faces?

I CALL SHENS!

ROTFLMAO!!!


(Actually, very few are even close to pretty or even sexy, IMHO.)

I agree with duroc. Most of the girls you see as runway models arent attractive at all. One walk to a class presents me with more beautiful girls then watching an entire fashion show. How do these people get these positions?

 

[LeadMagnet]

all the vomiting ruins thier teeth

 

[NogginBoink]

Because the designers want your attention on the clothes, not the models.

A smile causes the viewer's attention to be on the model and not the dress.

 

[LeadMagnet]

the heroin is wearing off?