Why don't asian men smile?

[schneiderguy]

Anyone else notice that asian males tend not to smile at all?

Or maybe it's just me. I'm a head taller than most asian manlets so they might be intimidated by me :|

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Because fuck smiling. I smile when laughing at jokes or something, but 99% of the time is my neutral face, which apparently looks like I'm a baby killer or something according to friends.

 

[Bryophyte]

Because they don't want to be viewed as simple minded? I think I heard that somewhere.

 

[Udgnim]

small mouth space = fucked up teeth

 

[kyrax12]

OP, how tall are you?

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

They haven't got anything to smile about.

 

[schneiderguy]

OP, how tall are you?

6'1"

 

[gaidensensei]

Anyone else notice that asian males tend not to smile at all?

Or maybe it's just me. I'm a head taller than most asian manlets so they might be intimidated by me :|

Where is proof of this observation?

 

[kyrax12]

6'1"

I can see why you would think of them as manlet.

On average how tall are the Asian men you see daily?

 

[BoomerD]

They're afraid that if they smile at you...you're going to try to fuck them...

 

[schneiderguy]

Where is proof of this observation?

Just something I've noticed.

On average how tall are the Asian men you see daily?

Between 5'5" and 5'8" I'd say.

 

[schneiderguy]

They're afraid that if they smile at you...you're going to try to fuck them...

I've never seen you smile and I still want to fuck you BoomerD :wub::wub::wub:

 

[punjabiplaya]

I smile a lot, especially when with friends and family.

 

[gaidensensei]

Just something I've noticed

schneidarguy is riar!!

 

[schneiderguy]

schneidarguy is riar!!

 

[BoomerD]

I've never seen you smile and I still want to fuck you BoomerD :wub::wub::wub:

and you never will...see me smile OR fuck me.

You live WAY too close to San Fransissy...but in your case, maybe you should move closer...like the Castro district. 😛

 

[schneiderguy]

and you never will...see me smile OR fuck me.

You live WAY too close to San Fransissy...but in your case, maybe you should move closer...like the Castro district. 😛

Does your wife know about me? Is she ok with you having a boyfriend? :hmm:

 

[Kirby]

Because they don't want to be viewed as simple minded? I think I heard that somewhere.

Apparently, showing your teeth while laughing or smiling makes you a dumbass according to my gf's grandfather (Japanese WWII vet).

 

[Ichinisan]

An Asian smile usually looks more like this:

8-o

With a sound of: "OOOOOoooooowah! Uuuuuh!!!" (yes, you can hear multiple exclamation points)

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Because they're self-conscious about their shortcomings and unable to be happy.

 

[Blitzvogel]

They're afraid that if they smile at you...you're going to try to fuck them...

Mickey Rooney probably regrets that D:

 

[gaidensensei]

Not racist if I am asian. 😉

 

[punjabiplaya]

Not racist if I am asian. 😉

 

[BoomerD]

Does your wife know about me? Is she ok with you having a boyfriend? :hmm:

Nope...I haven't told her. She still thinks you're a girl...but then again, so do I.

 

[Wanescotting]

I went to the donut shop last Saturday, the nice asian man that owns it was smiling. Then again, I am a bit pudgey these days............