Why doesn't this exist yet?

[Ruptga]

Well? This seems like the kind of thing that Think Geek would be all over, but once again the internet has disappointed me. I couldn't even find an appropriate image on google, I had to fix this one up in paint myself.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Well, for one thing, ROFL would be backwards.

 

[DominionSeraph]

^^ beat me to it.

 

[shortylickens]

Well, for one thing, ROFL would be backwards.

I came in to post this.

 

[Ruptga]

Well, for one thing, ROFL would be backwards.

No, that is why I am not an engineer. Why can I not buy a roffle iron?

Hah, I fixed it.

 

[Red Squirrel]

That actually is a great idea. My Panini press has removable liners. I wonder how hard it would be to cast custom ones.

 

[wirednuts]

a better idea would be to make a floor mat with a bunch of different rofl's you could jump to

 

[Ruptga]

That actually is a great idea. My Panini press has removable liners. I wonder how hard it would be to cast custom ones.

If you make some I might buy a set off of you.

 

[Matthiasa]

Look at it again... on the waffle itself it would be right.

 

[olds]

Dremel tool

 

[shortylickens]

Look at it again... on the waffle itself it would be right.

Umm, maybe YOU should look again.
Notice anything about the OP?

 

[Matthiasa]

Umm, maybe YOU should look again.
Notice anything about the OP?

Hmm not really.

Only had ~2 hours of sleep in the past umm 32 hours

Ohhh he edited the original... I get it.

 

[olds]

Hmm not really.

Only had ~2 hours of sleep in the past umm 32 hours

Ohhh he edited the original... I get it.

Post has been edited...

 

[HAL9000]

Because I, and others like me won't get it' what the fuck is a rofl iron?

 

[mmntech]

Screw that. I want one that and burn an image of Jesus on my waffles. That thing would print money.

 

[Ruptga]

Because I, and others like me won't get it' what the fuck is a rofl iron?

It is an iron that produces roffles. Derp.

 

[Ruptga]

Screw that. I want one that and burn an image of Jesus on my waffles. That thing would print money.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=jesus+waffle+iron&l=1

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Well, for one thing, ROFL would be backwards.

Yes, because rotating a waffle 180* once it's on the plate is beyond the means of modern man.

 

[HAL9000]

It is an iron that produces roffles. Derp.

k I still don't get it.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

To My Personal Brain Care Specialist,

The problem is that he originally had ROFL written such that you couldn't actually read it man. I mean, yea, you could read it right, right, but you couldn't read your ROFL after you made it. You see what I mean.. Ok it's like this: Imagine That you took your ROFL iron and ironed the ROFL half way, flipped it over and ROFLed it again, right, ok good.. now take that and put it on a chop stick, right in the center, you know, right DEAD in the center; perfectly balancing the ROFL on both sides: Ok good now what you do here is you SPIN the ROFL... now what you have there is a waffle ROFL copter.

 

[Ruptga]

To My Personal Brain Care Specialist,

The problem is that he originally had ROFL written such that you couldn't actually read it man. I mean, yea, you could read it right, right, but you couldn't read your ROFL after you made it. You see what I mean.. Ok it's like this: Imagine That you took your ROFL iron and ironed the ROFL half way, flipped it over and ROFLed it again, right, ok good.. now take that and put it on a chop stick, right in the center, you know, right DEAD in the center; perfectly balancing the ROFL on both sides: Ok good now what you do here is you SPIN the ROFL... now what you have there is a waffle ROFL copter.

Yeah but who's on first?

 

[feralkid]

Yeah but who's on first?

The pilot of the airplane on the treadmill.