Why doesn't hershey's make full-size Krackel bars?

[MrMatt]

Why are they only in miniatures?


oh, and nb4 someone says "Just get a Nestle's Crunch". It's just not the same


edit: Title correction.

 

[waggy]

i agree. i love those

 

[zinfamous]

You're right, it isn't the same.

Crunch >>>>>>>>>>Krackle.

Hershey is not in the chocolate business, anyway.

 

[sactoking]

They used to make full-size Krackle but they didn't sell well. All of the "miniatures" (Traditional, Crackle, Mr Goodbar, Special Dark) used to come in full-size versions. People just didn't buy them so now they pretty much only exist in miniature form. (You can still find some full-size Mr Goodbar and Special Dark, but they're definitely not flying off the shelves)

 

[xanis]

I love Krackle bars. I feel like I only see them come out around Halloween though.

 

[MrMatt]

They used to make full-size Krackle but they didn't sell well. All of the "miniatures" (Traditional, Crackle, Mr Goodbar, Special Dark) used to come in full-size versions. People just didn't buy them so now they pretty much only exist in miniature form. (You can still find some full-size Mr Goodbar and Special Dark, but they're definitely not flying off the shelves)

There's only 4 miniatures; Goodbar, Traditional, Dark, Krackle, and the first 3 all have regular sizes though...you're right now that I think of it I've never seen someone eating a goodbar...

 

[Kadarin]

Because they know they fucking suck so much when compared to Crunch bars that there's no fucking point.

 

[sactoking]

Oh, I remembered now that Hershey shut down their plant in Oakdale, CA a few years back. Oakdale made some of the more esoteric items for Hershey. A good portion of their product breadth was canned when Oakdale close.

 

[guyver01]

Why doesn't hershey's make full-size Krackle bars?

because you touch yourself.

they didn't want perverts eating their candy.

 

[pontifex]

I thought they did, but maybe I am thinking of the nestle crunch

 

[guyver01]

Why doesn't hershey's make full-size Krackle bars?

Hershey has NEVER made Krackle bars.

They did however make Krackel bars.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Hershey's "chocolate" is gross. It's not even really chocolate.

 

[Brainonska511]

Hershey's "chocolate" is gross. It's not even really chocolate.

How is it "not even really chocolate"?

 

[Cheesetogo]

How is it "not even really chocolate"?

SOME of Hershey's products don't use actual chocolate (at least, not what the FDA allows to be called chocolate).

Regular Hershey's bars do use actual chocolate, but I think they're pretty bad regardless.

 

[BrokenVisage]

How is it "not even really chocolate"?

Because Oompa Loompas didn't lend a hand in making it.

 

[Kadarin]

How is it "not even really chocolate"?

It's more like chocolate flavored earwax.

 

[lxskllr]

Hershey is my favorite American chocolate company. That said, Krackel bars suck. I'll tolerate them in the bite size, but Crunch is much better.

 

[tboo]

While we are on this subject, why cant I buy Elfin Crackers in big bags? AFAIK they are only sold in the small vending machine size.

 

[BoomerD]

Hershey is my favorite American chocolate company. That said, Krackel bars suck. I'll tolerate them in the bite size, but Crunch is much better.

Hershey's...the Great Un-American Chocolate Bar.

 

[alkemyst]

Mr. Goodbars are one of the few candy bars I like. I have seen full sized Krackel bars here.

 

[Fenixgoon]

maybe you should use your stance of dominance and tell hershey on facebook that they need to do this.

 

[slayer202]

SOME of Hershey's products don't use actual chocolate (at least, not what the FDA allows to be called chocolate).

Regular Hershey's bars do use actual chocolate, but I think they're pretty bad regardless.

I don't think the regular "chocolate" bars qualify

 

[MrMatt]

maybe you should use your stance of dominance and tell hershey on facebook that they need to do this.

not a bad idea old chap

 

[erikistired]

maybe you should use your stance of dominance and tell hershey on facebook that they need to do this.

does that mean he's going to work for them for free and not even get free candy bars, yet still feel an emotional connection and claim he's not being used?

 

[MarkXIX]

Ritter Sport are the best.