/me sticks finger in first hole.
Whoops, that's my nose, hey look, a booger

/me eats the booger
/me sticks finger in second hole
/me sniffs finger
It smells like poopy, oh wait, that's my anus
/me sticks finger in third hole
/me sniffs finger
Still smells like poopy
/me double checks it's not my anus again
Nah, for real, I can't smell anything.
-- mrcodedude