Why does the crotch always rip outta my boxers?

aphex

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I swear.... Nothing more shocking than looking down while sitting in a chair and seeing a nut stare back at you when you least expect it....

Is this just me, or does everyones boxer crotch go easy?
 

UglyCasanova

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I've noticed that the more expensive the boxers, the faster they rip. I used to have a bunch of silk boxers and some from Structure that I would wear and I had 2 pee holes (or whatever that lil hole is called) before too long. Since then I have been buying cheap ass Wal-Mart bundle packs and haven't lost one since.
 

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Originally posted by: UglyCassanova
I've noticed that the more expensive the boxers, the faster they rip. I used to have a bunch of silk boxers and some from Structure that I would wear and I had 2 pee holes (or whatever that lil hole is called) before too long. Since then I have been buying cheap ass Wal-Mart bundle packs and haven't lost one since.

Haha... Ironic... These are all cotton boxers from Structure :)
 

isekii

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Originally posted by: UglyCassanova
I've noticed that the more expensive the boxers, the faster they rip. I used to have a bunch of silk boxers and some from Structure that I would wear and I had 2 pee holes (or whatever that lil hole is called) before too long. Since then I have been buying cheap ass Wal-Mart bundle packs and haven't lost one since.

it's the other way for me. The more expensive the boxers, the better constructed they are.
 

SarcasticDwarf

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Originally posted by: UglyCassanova
I've noticed that the more expensive the boxers, the faster they rip. I used to have a bunch of silk boxers and some from Structure that I would wear and I had 2 pee holes (or whatever that lil hole is called) before too long. Since then I have been buying cheap ass Wal-Mart bundle packs and haven't lost one since.

ditto
 

Ryan

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I don't wear bowers, but I do wear out the crotch of my shorts quite often. Dress pants are the worst :eek:
 

jagr10

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I can't believe some of you buy expensive boxers. I mean why spend $30 on a fancy pair of gotchies? Just go to walmart and buy a 3 pack for $5.
 

isekii

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Originally posted by: jagr10
I can't believe some of you buy expensive boxers. I mean why spend $30 on a fancy pair of gotchies? Just go to walmart and buy a 3 pack for $5.

Some prefer different type of material. Some like silk, some like cotton, some like to go commando.
It's a preference ;)

Depending on what I do and where I go I wear different ones.

i.e If i'm going to the gym, running etc... I wear the Fruit of the loom boxer briefs.
If i'm going out I wear the better stuff.
 

SarcasticDwarf

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Originally posted by: UglyCassanova
Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
maybe all AT'rs are just really well hung?

You know, you could be on to something.

I can, unfortunately, picture a bunch of ATOT'rs doing some kind of lame "well hung" dance
 

UglyCasanova

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Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
Originally posted by: UglyCassanova
Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
maybe all AT'rs are just really well hung?

You know, you could be on to something.

I can, unfortunately, picture a bunch of ATOT'rs doing some kind of lame "well hung" dance

Wtf? No, you are not onto something anymore. :confused:
 

Ryan

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Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
maybe all AT'rs are just really well hung?

Or maybe were all fat, and the boxers are getting worn out because of our legs rubbing together ;)
 

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I think its a little thing called friction. The friction created by your movement eventually wears out the material.
 

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Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
maybe all AT'rs are just really well hung?

Or maybe were all fat, and the boxers are getting worn out because of our legs rubbing together ;)

Or maybe its just everyone...
 

KK

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Quit dry humping pillows and such and you won''t have that problem. ;)

KK
 

UglyCasanova

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Originally posted by: KK
Quit dry humping pillows and such and you won''t have that problem. ;)

KK

But it feels so good. :(

Seriously though, I do sleep with a pillow between my legs. I wonder if it is some kind of subconscious thing that is trying to come out.
 

KK

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Originally posted by: jagr10
Originally posted by: KK
Quit dry humping pillows and such and you won''t have that problem. ;)

KK

Maybe he tried that and still has the problem?

Well then, I say stop the dog from trying to lick his manhood. :)

KK