Why does nobody believe me when I say I did

[shortylickens]

4 man fire team training with the Seabees?

It wasnt part of my job, and I didnt like it, and one week damn sure isnt enough time to learn these things well enough to actually do it in combat, but they insisted and I was in no position to tell anyone whats best for ASF.

 

[phucheneh]

I did four man fire team training with Applebees.

 

[Mixolydian]

who actually believes anything anyone says on these forums?

 

[Rakehellion]

4 man fire team training with the Seabees?

It wasnt part of my job, and I didnt like it, and one week damn sure isnt enough time to learn these things well enough to actually do it in combat, but they insisted and I was in no position to tell anyone whats best for ASF.

Namedroppping a D-list celebrity is worse than saying you made out with Britney Spears.

 

[phucheneh]

Namedroppping a D-list celebrity is worse than saying you made out with Britney Spears.

We practiced room clearing inside Britney Spears' vagina.

FATAL FUNNEL

 

[shortylickens]

Ahh, now I see.

You are all morons. Thats the problem.


GOOD NIGHT, MORONS!

 

[LTC8K6]

I served in the US Army.

As a private, I was also an Air Policeman for two weeks.

 

[keird]

We practiced room clearing inside Britney Spears' vagina.

FATAL FUNNEL

Everybody's done this.

/TheFlyingPig

 

[gooseman]

Perhaps it is not that no one believes you but that no one gives a shit!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Aren't the Seabees one of those 70's cartoon troupes that go about solving mysteries and jamming in their underwater rock band with their talking pet?

 

[Murloc]

what are seabees anyway

 

[Angry Irishman]

what are seabees anyway

Seabees = Construction Battalion = CB

They are very famous and well credited combat engineers that are part of the US Navy. They generally are located with Marines and build air strips and such.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seabee

 

[brianmanahan]

i will never stop believing in you shorty! :wub:

 

[IronWing]

Is this a new sitcom, Three and a Half Men?

 

[TwiceOver]

Never heard of them. So my level of care is pretty low.

 

[waggy]

It's not that they don't believe you. it's that nobody really gives a shit because it has no real bearing on where your life is NOW.

 

[Squisher]

i will never stop believing in you shorty! :wub:

This

*Bends over and hugs shorty

 

[sixone]

Why wouldn't anyone believe you? It's on the internet - it MUST be true!

 

[shortylickens]

This

*Bends over and hugs shorty

I hate your stinking guts.

 

[Broheim]

is this a new sitcom, three and a half men?

hah 😀

 

[Cuda1447]

I don't even know what seabees are. I know I don't like wasps though, so if they are anything like that - F that noise!

 

[WelshBloke]

I hate your stinking guts.

Oh you! :wub:

*ruffles Shorty on the head*

 

[BladeVenom]

We practiced room clearing inside Britney Spears' vagina.

So it was also a bio-hazard drill?