why does God keep saving my life?

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: Roger

what happened?

Electrocuted once, hit by train once.

Hey I was electrocuted once too...when I pissed on a electric fence

Ausm

 

[Booster]

My parents used to tell me that god was trying to tell me something with all the car wrecks I was having, I kept telling them when I had one in front of a church I'd pay attention.

Maybe God meant that you should learn to drive better and not speed up? That would explain a lot of things.

 

[moonshinemadness]

Originally posted by: ausm

Originally posted by: Roger

what happened?

Electrocuted once, hit by train once.

Hey I was electrocuted once too...when I pissed on a electric fence

Ausm

Holy sh!t i hope to god your joking!

 

[yellowperil]

Perhaps God is calling you to do your Chosen work as a stuntcar driver.

 

[bleeb]

Originally posted by: SOSTrooper
God wants you to reach 10000 posts on AT

 

[PunDogg]

congrats on not being able to die

Dogg

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: Roger

what happened?

Electrocuted once, hit by train once.

And God kept you alive just so you could correct my misconceptions about cars.

On a more serious note, You've gotta be one tough guy to have come out of a face-off with a train and lived.

ZV

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: ausm

Originally posted by: Roger

what happened?

Electrocuted once, hit by train once.

Hey I was electrocuted once too...when I pissed on a electric fence

Ausm

one of the few times in life when it would be a good thing to have an enormous prostate.

 

[TheeeChosenOne]

Originally posted by: ObiDon
You are The One.

I am THE CHOSEN ONE! All others are imposters!


<----------------He Is I, I is HIM!!!



P.S. Drive a little slower and with more caution. Seems you're kind of wreckless.....

 

[ObiDon]

Originally posted by: TheeeChosenOne

Originally posted by: ObiDon
You are The One.

I am THE CHOSEN ONE! All others are imposters!


<----------------He Is I, I is HIM!!!



P.S. Drive a little slower and with more caution. Seems you're kind of wreckless.....

Perhaps you are BOTH imposters and I am truly the chosen one!

I've always felt that it is my destiny to die in a freak accident before I'm 40 years old.

Unfortunately, I'm sure that that means I will suffer all the way to 150 somehow.

 

[DainBramaged]

He probably got you mixed up with that other guy who helps orphans.

 

[TheeeChosenOne]

TRUE STORY:

One day I was spacing out listening to my music while I waited for the NYC subway.

I got impatient and stepped to the very edge looking for the train. I continued to space out listening to my tunes. Since my music was cranking, I couldn't hear the train...........then................WHOOOOOOSH.................my nose was within millimeters of the train. Had my head moved a little forward a few inches, the train would have obliterated my dome. (I'm so pissed that the train conductor didn't even honk his horn to warn me!! Fvcking New Yorkers!!)

Thank you God for saving me!



<----------------------But I still couldn't die. B/c I'm THE CHOSEN ONE!

 

[rh71]

<-- needs to stop fuking around and drive less aggressively...

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: IGBT
Well at least ya didn't roll the car again..by the way what's that like..going round and round and round then it stops?? I'll bet it's real noisy and the change in the ash tray is all over the place...

Heh.. I actually LOL'd at this one.

 

[Amused]

why does God keep saving my life?

I keep asking that question every day, yet you keep coming back here and posting.

Proof there really is no god.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Umm.. So you survived two accidents. Big fvcking deal. That doesn't mean anyone is saving your life, it just means you were lucky enough to survive, or unlucky enough to get in the accidents in the first place.

 

[ThisIsMatt]

Originally posted by: Roger
God has nothing to do with it, trust me when I say this, I have been brought back from the dead twice in my life, there is no God.

Yes! I always put my spiritual trust in elite members of internet forums!

 

[NWRMidnight]

Originally posted by: OS
This big rig pulled in front of me doing a left turn while I was driving along straight and I hit the wheels on the trailer. CHP showed up and said if I had been another 4 feet over, I would have gone under the rig and probably been decapitated. Instead I walked away without a scratch or bruise.

3 years ago, I rolled my car at freeway speeds and I walked away also. I don't understand what's my significance.

Why don't you ask god? Just make sure you are listening for the answer.

Daniel

 

[StageLeft]

Maybe he's telling you you shouldn't be driving anymore, but wants you to learn QUICKLY because next time not so merciful

 

[BeauJangles]

Turn off God mode and try that stuff again

 

[spanky]

my bad... i'll stop.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Roger
God has nothing to do with it, trust me when I say this, I have been brought back from the dead twice in my life, there is no God.

:beer:
true that

edit:
WOW, hit by a train and electrocuted. Glad to see you're alive.

 

[Azraele]

Originally posted by: Roger
God has nothing to do with it, trust me when I say this, I have been brought back from the dead twice in my life, there is no God.

What makes you so certain?

 

[0roo0roo]

you've seen final destination right?

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt

Originally posted by: Roger

what happened?

Electrocuted once, hit by train once.

And God kept you alive just so you could correct my misconceptions about cars.

On a more serious note, You've gotta be one tough guy to have come out of a face-off with a train and lived.

ZV

Maybe he's Colossus. :Q