Why does everyone hate Tom Cruise?

UglyCasanova

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It seems that no one here likes Tom Cruise. I admit he has made some bad movies, but who hasn't? Vanilla Sky, Eyes Wide Shut, Minority Report; all good movies. Is it just the cool thing to do or what?
 

boyRacer

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Because he always grinds his teeth and makes that bulging jaw look. :p

Actually i don't hate him... :)
 

olds

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He cheats on his wifes/girlfriends. What kind of man does that? Oh ya. He also made Vanilla Sky. The worst movie in the history of mankind.
 

UglyCasanova

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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
He cheats on his wifes/girlfriends. What kind of man does that? Oh ya. He also made Vanilla Sky. The worst movie in the history of mankind.

He's human, and Vanilla Sky is a great movie. :p
 

Xionide

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um i dunno hes just sorda there, i mean his acting isnt too convincing and someone could replace him and there isnt really anything i would miss about his acting. i dont hate him, i just dont like him.
 

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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
He cheats on his wifes/girlfriends. What kind of man does that? Oh ya. He also made Vanilla Sky. The worst movie in the history of mankind.

no way, six-string samurai is by far the worst movie in the history of mankind
 

olds

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
He cheats on his wifes/girlfriends. What kind of man does that?

One who's got plenty of hot,available options?
See, that's what makes you a man. Having the options and not giving in.
He dumped his wife for Penelope and when he was next to nobody he dumped that dark haired woman who posed in Playboy. Can't remember her name, just the pictures.

 

brxndxn

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1. He's a wanker.
2. He has a smirk that couldn't be scraped off his face with a cheese grater.
3. He's a scientologist. (not a religion; instead, a club for crazies with $$)
4. He lives off the success of one or two movies and puts the audience in hell in his others.
5. He thinks he's neat.
6. He got beat up by Nicole Kidman.
7. He thinks movies like Mission Impossible 2 should be more artsy.
8. He can stomp on a magically-appearing gun in the sand, make it fly into his hands, turn around, aim, and shoot before the other guy can pull a trigger.
9. He's a wanker.
10. He does civilization no good.
11. He smells.
12. He always carries around a mask of himself and his enemies.
13. Rocks show better acting skills.
14. Celione Deion is less full of herself than Cruise is full of himself. (and she's the best in the world)
15. He stuffs.
16. He can't actually fly a jet.
17. He probby drives an automatic... Ferrari.
18. He doesn't know half the words in the scripts he uses.
19. He's a wanker.
 

Xionide

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Originally posted by: brxndxn
1. He's a wanker.
2. He has a smirk that couldn't be scraped off his face with a cheese grater.
3. He's a scientologist. (not a religion; instead, a club for crazies with $$)
4. He lives off the success of one or two movies and puts the audience in hell in his others.
5. He thinks he's neat.
6. He got beat up by Nicole Kidman.
7. He thinks movies like Mission Impossible 2 should be more artsy.
8. He can stomp on a magically-appearing gun in the sand, make it fly into his hands, turn around, aim, and shoot before the other guy can pull a trigger.
9. He's a wanker.
10. He does civilization no good.
11. He smells.
12. He always carries around a mask of himself and his enemies.
13. Rocks show better acting skills.
14. Celione Deion is less full of herself than Cruise is full of himself. (and she's the best in the world)
15. He stuffs.
16. He can't actually fly a jet.
17. He probby drives an automatic... Ferrari.
18. He doesn't know half the words in the scripts he uses.
19. He's a wanker.

what he said (i like the thing about the gun i always wondered if anyone else found that odd)
 

SOSTrooper

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If god allows me to be a beautiful woman for one day and asks what is my reason for doing so, I will say "Because of Tom Cruise." :p
 

CalamitousSoul

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Originally posted by: brxndxn
1. He's a wanker.
2. He has a smirk that couldn't be scraped off his face with a cheese grater.
3. He's a scientologist. (not a religion; instead, a club for crazies with $$)
4. He lives off the success of one or two movies and puts the audience in hell in his others.
5. He thinks he's neat.
6. He got beat up by Nicole Kidman.
7. He thinks movies like Mission Impossible 2 should be more artsy.
8. He can stomp on a magically-appearing gun in the sand, make it fly into his hands, turn around, aim, and shoot before the other guy can pull a trigger.
9. He's a wanker.
10. He does civilization no good.
11. He smells.
12. He always carries around a mask of himself and his enemies.
13. Rocks show better acting skills.
14. Celione Deion is less full of herself than Cruise is full of himself. (and she's the best in the world)
15. He stuffs.
16. He can't actually fly a jet.
17. He probby drives an automatic... Ferrari.
18. He doesn't know half the words in the scripts he uses.
19. He's a wanker.


LOL...
 

olds

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Originally posted by: SOSTrooper
If god allows me to be a beautiful woman for one day and asks what is my reason for doing so, I will say "Because of Tom Cruise." :p
Coming out of the closet are we?

 

Xionide

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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: SOSTrooper
If god allows me to be a beautiful woman for one day and asks what is my reason for doing so, I will say "Because of Tom Cruise." :p
Coming out of the closet are we?

we knew it was coming
 

Xionide

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anyone who doesnt give every bit of his life to stay together with penelope is gay so you might have a chance
 

SOSTrooper

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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: SOSTrooper
If god allows me to be a beautiful woman for one day and asks what is my reason for doing so, I will say "Because of Tom Cruise." :p
Coming out of the closet are we?

Nobody dared to ask before :)
 

olds

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Originally posted by: SOSTrooper
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: SOSTrooper
If god allows me to be a beautiful woman for one day and asks what is my reason for doing so, I will say "Because of Tom Cruise." :p
Coming out of the closet are we?

Nobody dared to ask before :)
So, how YOU doing?

Ahhhhh! Forgot smiley. :) :)
 

SOSTrooper

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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: SOSTrooper
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: SOSTrooper
If god allows me to be a beautiful woman for one day and asks what is my reason for doing so, I will say "Because of Tom Cruise." :p
Coming out of the closet are we?

Nobody dared to ask before :)
So, how YOU doing?

Ahhhhh! Forgot smiley. :) :)

Call me up honey :p I got some fake adhersive chest hair in case you need some. My bed is cleared up :p :D :D