Why does every culture have a "sausage-like" food?

[StormRider]

Did you ever noticed that practically every culture has a saussage shaped food item?

The US has the hot dog.
Germany has the knockwaust
Italians has the Italian saussage.
There is the Polish saussage.

China also has a Chinese saussage. It usually has little pockets of fat in it.

Here's my theory. Every culture has been dominated by men. Some of these men were perverted and invented saussage shaped food items so that girls will get used to the idea of having something of that shape in their mouths. :Q

 

[pulse8]

You've gotta do something with the left overs...

 

[Total Refected Power]

Because its damn good stuff!

 

[kassy]

<< Some of these men were perverted and invented saussage shaped food items so that girls will get used to the idea of having something of that shape in their mouths >>


LOL - so thats how I learnt to bite !

 

[YisSerL]

Hmm...I've never thought of that myself.

 

[pen^2]

lol

sick and perverted but plausible

 

[KameLeon]

Every culture has been dominated by men. Some of these men were perverted and invented saussage shaped food items so that girls will get used to the idea of having something of that shape in their mouths.

ROFLMAO!!!!

probably not the reason.

 

[Soybomb]

Here's my theory. Every culture has been dominated by men. Men like good food. They've found sausage type foods are good, so every culture has them.

<< LOL - so thats how I learnt to bite ! >>

ROFL...bad....but funny!

 

[Valhalla1]

I wonder why you are lying awake at night pondering phallic-shaped food and creathing oral sex related sausage theories.

:Q

 

[1967mustangman]

The answer is really quite simple. It is only recently that we have had enough food to waste. Back when food was more scarce you had to use everything. So they took the meat cuttings and put them in animal guts and passed them off as sausage

 

[pulse8]

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<< Some of these men were perverted and invented saussage shaped food items so that girls will get used to the idea of having something of that shape in their mouths >>


LOL - so thats how I learnt to bite ! >>




OUCH!!! :Q Down girl!

 

[kassy]

<< OUCH!!! Down girl! >>


I just want to know this, who was the model for those big ole italian salami sausages :Q

 

[GasX]

Since sausage is natures way of rewarding god's favorite creatures (humans), it makes sense that every culture figured out a way to make such good food.

 

[Total Refected Power]

I just want to know this, who was the model for those big ole italian salami sausages

Ahem. . I am Italian.

 

[Elita1]

yeah and who thought up those long curled polish kilbasa things. Man they look gross.(disclaimer: everything looks gross to me right now cause I'm preggers, especially fallic shaped food)

As far as I know, there is no typical sausage-type food in my country. Perhaps the women are happy with the real thing:Q

 

[Elita1]

There you have it, Kassy, Mrs. TRP must be one HAPPY woman!

 

[SendTrash]

ah, I wonder what Freud would say...

 

[kassy]

<< There you have it, Kassy, Mrs. TRP must be one HAPPY woman >>


LOL - I wonder how fast she said &quot;Stallion&quot;

 

[Total Refected Power]

There you have it, Kassy, Mrs. TRP must be one HAPPY woman!

LOL - I wonder how fast she said &quot;Stallion&quot;

LOL. She often asks what my mother fed me as a child.

 

[kassy]

LOL@TRP, I am reminded of that old saying ' Its not the size of the rise that satisfies but the throb of...... ' well, you get the idea.

(darn, lots of edits - my fingers work faster than my brain )

 

[whizbang]

Every culture? Jews don't eat pork, so I guess the closest thing would be a knish...stuffed intestine.

 

[Total Refected Power]

LOL@TRP, I am always of that old saying ' Its not the size of the rise that satisfies but the throb of...... ' while you get the idea.

That was invented by those non-sausage eaters!

Damn, I love Italian sausage (especially hot) with peppers and onions and Polish kielbasa with sauerkraut and rye bread with Koshkiusko (whatever) mustard. Throw a couple of pierogies on the plate and SHAZAM, happy belly time.

 

[pulse8]

<< LOL@TRP, I am reminded of that old saying ' Its not the size of the rise that satisfies but the throb of...... ' well, you get the idea.

(darn, lots of edits - my fingers work faster than my brain ) >>



It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean....yeeeeeah...










Not that I have a problem in either department.

 

[kassy]

TRP - can you update that to the edited version, LMAO, my lack of typing skills are showing




<< That was invented by those non-sausage eaters! >>


The Italian Stallion has spoken



<< Not that I have a problem in either department. >>


With a name like pulse 8, I am sure you dont

 

[pulse8]

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<< Not that I have a problem in either department. >>


With a name like pulse 8, I am sure you dont >>




:Q