Why does cananda produce good snipers?

[illusion88]

I remember reading that the Canandian snipers in the Afganistan war were quite good. And if my memory serves me a Canandian holds the record for the longest shot.

What makes them so good at shooting?

 

[wfbberzerker]

they have a very looong country.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: illusion88
What makes them so good at shooting?

Hunting when they are young.

 

[bradruth]

They're good at keeping still because they're used to being frozen solid for hours at a time.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: bradruth
They're good at keeping still because they're used to being frozen solid for hours at a time.

Coming from the guy that lives in grand forks.

 

[Bozono]

Because the beer we drink is purer than yours, so we are less shaky in the morning.

 

[Perknose]

Before the internet in the far North, sniping was one of the principal means of communication.

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: Bozono
Because the beer we drink is purer than yours, so we are less shaky in the morning.

Bah, hangovers are nothing when the canabis club delivers to your door!

 

[0roo0roo]

its the only thing their military budget lets them concentrate on

 

[PurdueRy]

Because they're good at huntin' eh?

 

[Ricemarine]

So they can shoot Americans who do idiotic things near waterfalls and say that they died by the impact of the water

 

[Eli]

LOL... Great answers so far, keep 'em commin guys.

 

[Ranger X]

Cananda? Never heard of this country.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Because it's hilarious to scare the drunken 19-year-olds after they've crossed back from Windsor into Detroit....

 

[Jediab]

Canada? You mean the 51st state dont you?

 

[NoToRiOuS1]

Originally posted by: Jediab
Canada? You mean the 51st state dont you?

hahah
we really should just take them over...have the whole damn continent to ourselves.

plus there's that thing going on with some parts wanting to split away and what not...we'd just be putting an end to all of that junk....by taking over! its the american way!!!

 

[Lyfer]

We should take over Canada and call it New Washington.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: bradruth
They're good at keeping still because they're used to being frozen solid for hours at a time.

Coming from the guy that lives in grand forks.

That's right. I can compliment/insult myself when I make comments on Canada.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: bradruth
They're good at keeping still because they're used to being frozen solid for hours at a time.

Coming from the guy that lives in grand forks.

That's right. I can compliment/insult myself when I make comments on Canada.

Luckily I moved away from Minnesota, so I can now make comments and NOT insult myself.

 

[tommywishbone]

They aren't that good a shot. Celine Dion is still alive.

 

[Kibbo86]

Originally posted by: tommywishbone
They aren't that good a shot. Celine Dion is still alive.

Why do you think she moved to Vegas?

 

[Locut0s]

It's all those years spent aiming at Americans over the border.

 

[HOWITIS]

canada only has one sniper, one tank, one boat (floating tire).


and john (their sniper) is damn good

 

[Chrono]

I thought their only sniper became dark and started shooting evil people in afghanistan on his own now?

 

[HOWITIS]

Originally posted by: Chrono
I thought their only sniper became dark and started shooting evil people in afghanistan on his own now?

what does became dark mean? its not that damn hot there