Why does cananda produce good snipers?

[sandorski]

The Tank is so big that often dozens of enemy troops get underneath it and use it for cover! Snipers help to take care of those freeloaders.

 

[eakers]

because there is nothing better to do in newfoundland than target practice.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
its the only thing their military budget lets them concentrate on

I was just gonna say that.

Canadian soldiers see 50 terrorists 1000 meters away and snipe 5 or 6 of them while the rest run.

American soldiers spot 50 terrorists, and a grid square gets carpet bombed.

 

[Red Dawn]

Why does cananda produce good snipers?

Because they are a bunch of sneaky bastards!

 

[Looney]

Because we practice on beavers.

 

[meltdown75]

they're "in the zone" - the homegrown zone.

this thread is hilarious btw :laugh:

 

[yllus]

Well, the polar bears and rabid beavers keep evolving into faster, meaner, ever more dangerous adversaries. We've learned it's best to take 'em down at a distance.

May the merciful Vishnu help us if they ever team up on us.

 

[blahter]

awesme thread

 

[K1052]

dunno, but I know thay make crappy ammo

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: tommywishbone
They aren't that good a shot. Celine Dion is still alive.

QFT

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: faboloso112

Originally posted by: Jediab
Canada? You mean the 51st state dont you?

hahah
we really should just take them over...have the whole damn continent to ourselves.

plus there's that thing going on with some parts wanting to split away and what not...we'd just be putting an end to all of that junk....by taking over! its the american way!!!

Please, don't take Quebec. Give it to France.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: blahter
awesme thread

Awes me too.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: bradruth
They're good at keeping still because they're used to being frozen solid for hours at a time.

Coming from the guy that lives in grand forks.

That's right. I can compliment/insult myself when I make comments on Canada.

Luckily I moved away from Minnesota, so I can now make comments and NOT insult myself.

Yeah, but now you have to watch out for those man-eating jackrabbits...and that killer cacti.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: Ranger X
Cananda? Never heard of this country.

I thought it was just another state?

 

[Horus]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
its the only thing their military budget lets them concentrate on

I was just gonna say that.

Canadian soldiers see 50 terrorists 1000 meters away and snipe 5 or 6 of them while the rest run.

American soldiers spot 50 terrorists, and a grid square gets carpet bombed, including the American soldiers that spotted the terrorists in the first place

Fixed for truth. A bit of revenge for when your F-16 drivers dropped bombs on Canadian infantry. (Your guys got away scot-free, BTW. No justice.)

Originally posted by: K1052
dunno, but I know thay make crappy ammo

If it's so crappy, why is the US buying all the ammo slated for the CF?

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
its the only thing their military budget lets them concentrate on

I was just gonna say that.

Canadian soldiers see 50 terrorists 1000 meters away and snipe 5 or 6 of them while the rest run.

American soldiers spot 50 terrorists, and a grid square gets carpet bombed.

how many innocent people die in teh carpet bombing? Oh well it doesnt matter, its the war on terror

 

[BlueWeasel]

Originally posted by: tommywishbone
They aren't that good a shot. Nickelback is still making albums

Fixed

 

[totalcommand]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
its the only thing their military budget lets them concentrate on

I was just gonna say that.

Canadian soldiers see 50 terrorists 1000 meters away and snipe 5 or 6 of them while the rest run.

American soldiers spot 50 terrorists, and a grid square gets carpet bombed.

how many innocent people die in teh carpet bombing? Oh well it doesnt matter, its the war on terror

lol

 

[lrad50]

this is like asking why are black people so much better at basketball.

 

[CaptainGoodnight]

Originally posted by: Horus

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
its the only thing their military budget lets them concentrate on

I was just gonna say that.

Canadian soldiers see 50 terrorists 1000 meters away and snipe 5 or 6 of them while the rest run.

American soldiers spot 50 terrorists, and a grid square gets carpet bombed, including the American soldiers that spotted the terrorists in the first place

Fixed for truth. A bit of revenge for when your F-16 drivers dropped bombs on Canadian infantry. (Your guys got away scot-free, BTW. No justice.)

Originally posted by: K1052
dunno, but I know thay make crappy ammo

If it's so crappy, why is the US buying all the ammo slated for the CF?

It should be worth noting that Friendly Fire incidents happen all the time. The reason "they got way with it", is because its an unfortunate fact of war.

War/Campaign Percent Casualties
World War II 21%
Korea 18%
Vietnam 39%
Persian Gulf 49%

Edit: When I was in Iraq, we had some jumpy Iraqi Police shoot at us by accident all the time. Good thing they weren't good shots.