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Why does a lady who can barely see over the dash and drives 10mph under

because you've decided you don't want a cheap-a$$ looking plastic interior like you do in more "budget friendly" cars.
 
?Phil and I just had another kid. So of course we need a bigger SUV. Being a mom is hard, with soccer, football and lacrosse practice, so we bought the new Maibatsu Monstrosity. It?s so big? we lost little Joey in the back and couldn?t find him for and hour! When I?m rushing to the mall, or talking on my cell phone, I know me and my family are safe. The Maibatsu Monstrosity has 4-wheel drive, and in amphibious mode?it can cross rivers. So far I?ve only hit a few puddles, but it?s good to know it?s there. With the time I save taking shortcuts through the strip-mall parking lot I can focus on the important things. Like gazing longingly at the pool boy or?buying more exercise equipment off the TV. So what if it gets 3 miles to the gallon!? I?m a mom, not a conservationist!?

?The new Maibatsu Monstrosity? mine?s bigger!!?



"I'm a marketing manager who lives in the suburbs and commutes to work on the highway. I live alone, so of course I needed a car that can seat 12 and is equipped to drive across arctic tundra...it just makes me feel better! The new Maibatsu Monstrosity...mine's bigger!"
 
because its the most expensive one.

nevermind that she's probably complaining about ride harshness and how she'll never buy a bmw again.
 
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
?Phil and I just had another kid. So of course we need a bigger SUV. Being a mom is hard, with soccer, football and lacrosse practice, so we bought the new Maibatsu Monstrosity. It?s so big? we lost little Joey in the back and couldn?t find him for and hour! When I?m rushing to the mall, or talking on my cell phone, I know me and my family are safe. The Maibatsu Monstrosity has 4-wheel drive, and in amphibious mode?it can cross rivers. So far I?ve only hit a few puddles, but it?s good to know it?s there. With the time I save taking shortcuts through the strip-mall parking lot I can focus on the important things. Like gazing longingly at the pool boy or?buying more exercise equipment off the TV. So what if it gets 3 miles to the gallon!? I?m a mom, not a conservationist!?

?The new Maibatsu Monstrosity? mine?s bigger!!?



"I'm a marketing manager who lives in the suburbs and commutes to work on the highway. I live alone, so of course I needed a car that can seat 12 and is equipped to drive across arctic tundra...it just makes me feel better! The new Maibatsu Monstrosity...mine's bigger!"
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Gotta love GTA :thumbsup:
 
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