Why do you, men, have girlfriends? (POLL ADDED)

[Dofuss3000]

About the thread:

If you truly want to understand a man's sex drive... look at homosexuals. They, on average, have a little over a thousand partners in their lifetime.

 

[Rudee]

Give our hands a rest.

 

[b0mbrman]

As potential candidates for wives?

 

[ironcrotch]

Cuz we're not gay. Well the majority aren't.

 

[OulOat]

Because we like to hear girls talk about their hair, girlfriends, etc.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
As potential candidates for wives?

:shocked:

no way!

 

[cerebusPu]

Originally posted by: Rudee
Give our hands a rest.

lol...i dont think my hands get any more rest. infact..theres doubly the work now.

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: Rudee
Give our hands a rest.

qft :laugh:

 

[Dofuss3000]

Originally posted by: Rudee
Give our hands a rest.

Good anwser.

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
As potential candidates for wives?

Umm, no.

Originally posted by: ironcrotch
Cuz we're not gay. Well the majority aren't.

Good anwser.

Originally posted by: OulOat
Because we like to hear girls talk about their hair, girlfriends, etc.

Great anwser.

 

[Bateluer]

Originally posted by: Rudee
Give our hands a rest.

 

[Rudee]

Originally posted by: cerebusPu

Originally posted by: Rudee
Give our hands a rest.

lol...i dont think my hands get any more rest. infact..theres doubly the work now.

haha. You need another woman on the side then.

 

[SynthDude2001]

I don't.

 

[imported_Tick]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
I don't.

Agreed.

 

[drum]

i expected this poll to be more lopsided.
that said i don't have a g/f for the 4th of 7 years

 

[Dofuss3000]

Second Poll added.... woot.

 

[NiKeFiDO]

gf
sex
procreation
....
profit

 

[Conky]

Because I can't get my hand to cook me breakfast and clean my toilet.

:beer:

 

[Dofuss3000]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
Because I can't get my hand to cook me breakfast and clean my toilet.

:beer:

:thumbsup:

 

[aplefka]

I love this forum. Everytime I come on here I see topics like this telling me I have a girlfriend. So where is she? If you shipped by FedEx no doubt I won't be seeing her for another week or so.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
Because I can't get my hand to cook me breakfast and clean my toilet.

:beer:

lol, ouch.

 

[Dofuss3000]

Added scientifically accurate poll.

 

[Dofuss3000]

Deleted the Sarcastic Bastard Poll.

 

[thirdlegstump]

I only think about the pump, grind and dump.

 

[QuitBanningMe]

It is all about sex. The other stuff is just evolutions way of making sure you have it. As if the deed itself were not enough.

 

[Dofuss3000]

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
It is all about sex. The other stuff is just evolutions way of making sure you have it. As if the deed itself were not enough.

Then why are so many people on these forums virgins?