why do you answer the phone with "hello"

[Aves]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
I say hello. It's part of being normal.

 

[Mrvile]

Usually, since I know who's on the other line, I say, "Hey, _____!" or something along those lines.

 

[EyeMWing]

"United States Air Force Missile Command. State your identification code."

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: faboloso112
"male escort service...dick speaking...how may i help you"
try that on for size(pun intended) next time you pick up the phone

"Vic's Vibrator Repair, this is Serge."

 

[SilentZero]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
"United States Air Force Missile Command. State your identification code."

:thumbsup:

 

[glugglug]

Sometimes I answer "Domino's Pizza, can I take your order?"

or "Roadkill diner, you kill it we grill it!"