Why do vegans gimp themselves?

[Mayne]

So many flavours out there but they limit themselves to plants.

Why would you only want to taste plants for the rest of your short life?

 

[MongGrel]

He's backkkkk with another face.

You're needed over there on the penis poll.

Bring your sister.

 

[Mayne]

mongrel don't tell me what to do. Now answer my simple ass question.

 

[Markbnj]

mongrel don't tell me what to do. Now answer my simple ass question.

You really should try 4chan. It was made for people like you.

 

[Mayne]

You really should try 4chan. It was made for people like you.

Maybe I will or maybe I already did and I chose here.

 

[brianmanahan]

You really should try 4chan. It was made for people like you.

 

[Mayne]

haha funny image i guess. But this is a legitimate thread.

 

[brianmanahan]

haha funny image i guess. But this is a legitimate thread.

i had someone trying to convince me to eat a veggie burger last week

"unlike most places, these are almost like the real thing!"

umm... but for 2$ less i can buy and eat the REAL THING

 

[Mayne]

i had someone trying to convince me to eat a veggie burger last week

"unlike most places, these are almost like the real thing!"

umm... but for 2$ less i can buy and eat the REAL THING

Good answer.

 

[who?]

When Sarah Silverman was a little girl the farmer told her to pick a turkey she liked, then he chopped it's head off right in front of her. After she figured out where other meats came from she went full vegetarian.
Paul and Linda McCartney were at a restaurant in a farmers fields enjoying eating some lamb. When they watched the sheep and lambs out the window they had an epiphany about what they were eating and they went veggie.
Vegans have problems finding acceptable food when they travel. Many chefs don't understand that they don't want cheese sauce on their veggies.

 

[MongGrel]

haha funny image i guess. But this is a legitimate thread.

You haven't started a legitimate thread yet.

 

[zerocool84]

When Sarah Silverman was a little girl the farmer told her to pick a turkey she liked, then he chopped it's head off right in front of her. After she figured out where other meats came from she went full vegetarian.
Paul and Linda McCartney were at a restaurant in a farmers fields enjoying eating some lamb. When they watched the sheep and lambs out the window they had an epiphany about what they were eating and they went veggie.
Vegans have problems finding acceptable food when they travel. Many chefs don't understand that they don't want cheese sauce on their veggies.

And I saw a lamb slaughtered right before my eyes when I was young kid and still have no problem eating lamb chops.

 

[who?]

I knew a guy who grew up on a farm and "Becky tastes good." was normal dinner conversation.

 

[DigDog]

vegetarianism its a mental illness; dont make fun of it.

source: fake article somewhere on the web.

 

[Markbnj]

When Sarah Silverman was a little girl the farmer told her to pick a turkey she liked, then he chopped it's head off right in front of her. After she figured out where other meats came from she went full vegetarian.
Paul and Linda McCartney were at a restaurant in a farmers fields enjoying eating some lamb. When they watched the sheep and lambs out the window they had an epiphany about what they were eating and they went veggie.
Vegans have problems finding acceptable food when they travel. Many chefs don't understand that they don't want cheese sauce on their veggies.

I, on the other hand, once shot a goose, broke it's neck, plucked it, and ate it later that night. It was delicious.

 

[splat_ed]

Lived on a farm once... My brother and I got to name the lambs... Lamb chops and Mint Sauce. We knew where our food comes from!

 

[gotsmack]

I can understand vegetarians, I don't understand vegans. If it;s humanely raised, what is wrong with eggs, fish, and dairy.

If I had to kill my own meat, I'd only eat poultry and eggs, not much different from now, except I get to enjoy the occasional lamb chop and steak. Maybe I'd eat more fish.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I'd eat your meat, op.

 

[olds]

This thread is just begging for a vagina parody.

 

[who?]

I don't have time to find an online article but egg laying chickens are kept in stacks of very small cages like prisoners packed five to a cage they never go outside they're treated like egg machines.

 

[bradly1101]

So many flavours out there but they limit themselves to plants.

Why would you only want to taste plants for the rest of your short life?

It's more about health and conscience than taste, but I've had some amazing vegan dishes.

 

[lamedude]

Meat is inefficient. They say the abundant use of fertilizers we need to grow all that food isn't good for the environment.

 

[WiseUp216]

So many flavours out there but they limit themselves to plants.

Why would you only want to taste plants for the rest of your short life?

 

[mmntech]

I gave up eating things like chicken, beef, pork, and fish ages ago. Now I only consume veggies and the flesh of my enemies. I've never felt better.

 

[Ns1]

related:

Kitten Nearly Dies On Vegan Diet, Gets Healed With Meat

A kitten who nearly died after its owners fed it a strict vegan diet was nursed back to health with 20 CCs of meat.

It turns out that a diet of potatoes, rice milk and pasta is bad for pussy. Veterinarians in Australia who cared for a violently ill vegan kitten are warning pet owners not to "force ideologies" on their pets, the Herald Sun reports.

Lort Smith Animal Hospital workers in North Melbourne told the site that the kitten was brought in this month by its owners, who were believed to be vegan.

"It was extremely weak and collapsed when it came in. It was almost non-responsive," Dr. Leanne Pinfold said.

The kitty was given intravenous fluids, placed on a heat pad and fed plenty of meat, the Orlando Sentinel reports. The poor orange kitteh spent three days in the hospital.

Though the idea of turning a carnivorous cat into a pretentious leaf masticator is popular, vets say it's dangerous.

"You can't force your ideology on the cat," Pinfold told the Herald Sun. "Carnivores will seek out meat and your cat is possibly more likely to go hunting and kill local native fauna if you deprive it of meat."

She reportedly gave the owners meat to feed the little guy.