Why do Vampires hate Werewolves?

[DangerAardvark]

Pakistan against India, Israel against Palestine, Shiite against Sunni and Vampire against Werewolf. Why don't these supernatural creatures get along? They both like to kill people. They both hate the Jews. By all rights, this ancient rivalry should have been put to rest long ago.

 

[olds]

Vampires and Werewolves compete for the same food source.

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Pakistan against India, Israel against Palestine, Shiite against Sunni and Vampire against Werewolf. Why don't these supernatural creatures get along? They both like to kill people. They both hate the Jews. By all rights, this ancient rivalry should have been put to rest long ago.

if your name was the correct answer on wheel of fortune and i chose "a" as one of my vowels i'd still be screwed.

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Pakistan against India, Israel against Palestine, Shiite against Sunni and Vampire against Werewolf. Why don't these supernatural creatures get along? They both like to kill people. They both hate the Jews. By all rights, this ancient rivalry should have been put to rest long ago.

Sweet, I'm ethnically supernatural 😛

 

[PlasmaBomb]

lol

 

[Aberforth]

"In the midst of death- life persists, in the midst of untruth- truth persists, in the midst of darkness- light persists" - M.K Gandhi

 

[BabaBooey]

Penis envy

 

[Gibsons]

If werewolves and vampires got along, the movies would suck.

 

[amish]

hmm, vampires have hot chicks in leather while werewolves have a bunch of hairy dudes that look just like each other. i'd be pissed if i were a werewolf too.

 

[Finalnight]

Originally posted by: amish
hmm, vampires have hot chicks in leather while werewolves have a bunch of hairy dudes that look just like each other. i'd be pissed if i were a werewolf too.

Yeah, but the werewolves usually have really hot human lovers who are desperately trying to cure them.

 

[amish]

Originally posted by: Finalnight

Originally posted by: amish
hmm, vampires have hot chicks in leather while werewolves have a bunch of hairy dudes that look just like each other. i'd be pissed if i were a werewolf too.

Yeah, but the werewolves usually have really hot human lovers who are desperately trying to cure them.

pics or shens

 

[SunnyD]

Go watch underworld.

 

[Newbian]

Well can you imagine how much hair the werewolves leave behind after a shower? 😱

 

[pontifex]

i saw one movie where vampires used werewolves to knock down crosses and other things that would hinder them.

 

[SKORPI0]

Originally posted by: bababooey
Penis envy

this.... :thumbsup:

 

[Howard]

There can only be one dominant species?

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Vampires and Werewolves compete for the same food source.

white castle burgers?

 

[MoPHo]

OP: you forgot to mention the feud between Pirates and Ninjas in the body of your post.

And they hate each other because they have all them teeth and no tooth brush.

 

[Aluvus]

Because werewolves smell bad and vampires are prissy little drama queens.

After a few centuries, these sorts of things become very annoying.