Why do trashy people follow me everywhere?

[Scouzer]

So in this town I've moved 4 times in 4 years trying to evade all the horrible people and neighbours I've had. I finally said fuck it I'm buying myself a nice condo (townhouse) in a nice development so I can have a nice place to live.

Long story short, the neighbour kids are complete fucking trash. Literally. My condo is next to the dumpsters and they spend all day playing in the dumpsters. They climb in them, roll around, smash the metal doors open and shut... open and shut... open and shut.The other day they were rolling around in the full dumpster of garbage while it was pouring fucking rain while they were barefooted! WTF! Then they went into the parking lot and rolled around in the filthy puddles... maybe that's cleaning off to them? The condos in my development cost $1600/mo to rent, I don't know HTF this trash can afford it.

So today they have a new pet--Walmart Shopping Cart. They are outside my place in my secondary parking spot right beside my car smashing the shopping cart into curbs, flipping it, smash smash smash smash!!!!!!! I'm starting to get worried about my car so I open my blinds to watch them.

I don't want to yell at them because I know when I was a kid the guy who yells at the kids gets his placed vandalized. Apparently watching them antagonizes them anyway and now they've started ringing my doorbell and running away. FUCK! I just want to mind my own business. I've never yelled at them (until tonight) now I'm their new person to annoy. I bet I'll find my car has accidentally crashed into a shopping cart by morning too.

I have no one I can complain to because obviously their parents don't care and I don't know where they live anyway. So fucking annoying! I don't care if kids play like normal kids, I just don't consider playing in dumpsters or smashing shopping carts for an hour straight normal.

 

[eldorado99]

Tell them to get off your lawn and sit in a rocking chair in your front porch with a double barrel shotgun with straw in your mouth.

 

[Scouzer]

Tell them to get off your lawn and sit in a rocking chair in your front porch with a double barrel shotgun with straw in your mouth.

I know I feel like a whiny old man as much as I sound like it, but I don't think it's too much to ask to not have kids ringing my doorbell and smashing shopping carts around beside my car.

 

[sdifox]

Follow the leader.

 

[SP33Demon]

Call the cops on them, that simple.

 

[Ruptga]

Call the cops on them, that simple.

Yeah, make the parents care.

 

[Scouzer]

Yeah, make the parents care.

If they don't care about their kids rolling in full dumpsters, I don't think much else is going to involve them.

 

[brxndxn]

I feel for you.. It seems like this problem is everywhere since our retarded government created the housing crisis. You have 'rich' people mixed with rich people mixed with trashy-ass poor people that should never have been able to buy a house.. mixed with renters.. A lot of former 'nice' neighborhoods, including the one I grew up in, have been taken-over by random ethnic groups or rednecks that don't take care of their houses.

I lived in a 'luxury' apartment complex a few years ago.. except the rent was cheap because of the economy.. so I had a bunch of the worst redneck 'domestic violence' neighbors ever..

I then purchased a nice home in a nice neighborhood.. neighbors couldn't be better.. They're social.. I know their names.. Their children are fairly polite..

All I can say is work your way up the social ladder.. or allocate more of your income towards your house to live in a better area.

 

[Sphexi]

I'm pretty sure playing dumpsters barefoot is dangerous and bad for kids. Anonymous videos sent to child services may "remove" the problem.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I'm pretty sure playing dumpsters barefoot is dangerous and bad for kids. Anonymous videos sent to child services may "remove" the problem.

No, that would only relocate the problem to fall upon some other unfortunate neighbor. Anonymous videos sent to 12chan may "remove" the problem.

 

[GodisanAtheist]

Throw all your broken glass bottles into the dumpsters.

What does not kill them will only make them smarter.

Edit: I was going to ask you where you live so I can stay the hell away from there but then I saw your location and everything made sense...

I kid I kid

 

[Iron Woode]

So in this town I've moved 4 times in 4 years trying to evade all the horrible people and neighbours I've had. I finally said fuck it I'm buying myself a nice condo (townhouse) in a nice development so I can have a nice place to live.

Long story short, the neighbour kids are complete fucking trash. Literally. My condo is next to the dumpsters and they spend all day playing in the dumpsters. They climb in them, roll around, smash the metal doors open and shut... open and shut... open and shut.The other day they were rolling around in the full dumpster of garbage while it was pouring fucking rain while they were barefooted! WTF! Then they went into the parking lot and rolled around in the filthy puddles... maybe that's cleaning off to them? The condos in my development cost $1600/mo to rent, I don't know HTF this trash can afford it.

So today they have a new pet--Walmart Shopping Cart. They are outside my place in my secondary parking spot right beside my car smashing the shopping cart into curbs, flipping it, smash smash smash smash!!!!!!! I'm starting to get worried about my car so I open my blinds to watch them.

I don't want to yell at them because I know when I was a kid the guy who yells at the kids gets his placed vandalized. Apparently watching them antagonizes them anyway and now they've started ringing my doorbell and running away. FUCK! I just want to mind my own business. I've never yelled at them (until tonight) now I'm their new person to annoy. I bet I'll find my car has accidentally crashed into a shopping cart by morning too.

I have no one I can complain to because obviously their parents don't care and I don't know where they live anyway. So fucking annoying! I don't care if kids play like normal kids, I just don't consider playing in dumpsters or smashing shopping carts for an hour straight normal.

start complaining to the Landlord. Get some videos and call CAS. You can even complain to the Tenant Tribunal about them.

Or, as a last resort, move. Townhouses suck anyway.

 

[JulesMaximus]

It's not so much that they're trashy...it's just that you think you're better than them.

 

[preslove]

No, that would only relocate the problem to fall upon some other unfortunate neighbor. Anonymous videos sent to 12chan may "remove" the problem.

Your first sentence made me think, "This guy is a little naive." Your second sentence corrected me and made me lol.

 

[superccs]

get some sniper skills and a daisy 1 pump BB gun, lace that dumpster with poison oak, dress up as the boogieman and scare the shit out of them, get a PA system and tell off the whole neighborhood, use a snailbomb on them - collect snails or whatever invertebrate is readily available and put them in a sealable glass jar for a month and then hit em with it, buy a van lure them in with candy and drive them in to the desert and leave them.

Good luck.

 

[God Mode]

ring their doorbell and run

 

[Sea Moose]

Shit in the dumpster.

Lock the lid of the dumpster.

Fling your poo at the kids.

 

[Ruptga]

If they don't care about their kids rolling in full dumpsters, I don't think much else is going to involve them.

I was thinking more along these lines.

I'm pretty sure playing dumpsters barefoot is dangerous and bad for kids. Anonymous videos sent to child services may "remove" the problem.

I'm pretty sure it will take some time to get the kids hauled off (bureaucratic process and all). But in the mean time I bet that a few cops or officials showing up and interrupting mom and dad's drinking time will show some results.

And about broken bottles in the dumpster, do it. I mean that is where broken glass is supposed to go. It may not make them leave, but it will at least be more proof that social services needs to get involved.