Why do so many people think money = women??

[ClarityZedd]

How much more do you need?

that's not ass, silly. That's pancakes

anybody can look like they have ass when they bend over like that. This is a real body

 

[ClarityZedd]

i'd be lying if i said i didn't

at least say "no homo" man. What's wrong with you???















check your personal message

 

[PJFrylar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXCSVCaBFP4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgHtp16pXfg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q2X3yVwGMk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuzPcW4djrA

These might be helpful.

 

[brianmanahan]

at least say "no homo" man. What's wrong with you???



check your personal message

 

[Fritzo]

Does she still have that mole on her thigh?

No, you’re thinking of Dave.

 

[zinfamous]

that's not ass, silly. That's pancakes

anybody can look like they have ass when they bend over like that. This is a real body

Her thighs are wider than you are tall.

 

[Fritzo]

Oooh baby just my type!

Screw off. She doesn’t have a beard

 

[ClarityZedd]

Her thighs are wider than you are tall.

that's the way I like it pal

 

[madoka]

that's not ass, silly. That's pancakes

anybody can look like they have ass when they bend over like that. This is a real body

That is no longer a woman's body. Face it dude, you like guys.

If gay guys come out of the closet, do gay manlets come out of the cabinet?

 

[rh71]

Why did OP waste his Friday night posting on a tech message board???

 

[whm1974]

Why did OP waste his Friday night posting on a tech message board???

While what else do you expect of a guy who can't pick up women to do? If I had his money...

 

[ClarityZedd]

Why did OP waste his Friday night posting on a tech message board???

I work very early Saturdays (car biz), I don't go out friday night

tomorrow I'll go party it up downtown Chicago

 

[Perknose]

They're on dating sites - nobody flirts in person anymore. It's creepy.

It's not creepy, it's just perceived to be creepy because everyone is socially retarded.

People with natural real-life game, even a Santa-bearded geezer like me, get over IRL simply because we're not socially retarded.

Btw, I just read through this entire thread and I'm absolutely exhausted from laughing my ass off. Plus, I've got about a zillion tabs open from posts here to note and reply to with corrosively sarcastic humor.

Does this make me a bad person?

Of course it does!

 

[Perknose]

I was a fat loser in high school

You lost the fat. Congratulations! Guess what step 2 is?

I. For example, I have tremendous knowledge in 8 or 9 different genres

And, I'm assuming, high levels of smartness!

I beat off using both hands

So does Donald Trump, manlet hands.

 

[Perknose]

I would be treated like a celebrity in the gay community
I mean come on? the looks, the muscles, the perfect grooming, extremely high fashion sense, masculine deep voice, masculine mannerisms, I have a big cock too. I'm everything the homosexuals want

Ideally, I want someone with similar features to me -

Even more similar than you're willing to admit, honey.

You want another man involved in your life forever?

You do. You just don't know it yet.

 

[William Gaatjes]

no they don't, asian chicks are pale as a ghost

I need a girlfriend who looks like this

It does not get cuter than this :

 

[Ns1]

Found an additional pic of the OP:

 

[dasherHampton]

It does not get cuter than this :

Wait a second. You just posted a video of an Asian girl

with the caption "it doesn't get cuter than this"

and it's NOT Yuna Kim?

Fail

Fail

Fail

 

[Zeze]

Her thighs are wider than you are tall.

Bahaha

 

[William Gaatjes]

Wait a second. You just posted a video of an Asian girl

with the caption "it doesn't get cuter than this"

and it's NOT Yuna Kim?

Fail

Fail

Fail

You fail indeed. You need spectacles....

But as always it is in the eye of the beholder...

If i were allowed to choose and be young again i would definitely go for Ah Yeon.

 

[madoka]

You fail indeed. You need spectacles....

But as always it is in the eye of the beholder...

If i were allowed to choose and be young again i would definitely go for Ah Yeon.

Be that as it may, that girl is a toothpick and not what the OP desires.

He's more into someone like this, so he can maintain the illusion that he's not gay.

 

[Perknose]

He's more into someone like this, so he can maintain the illusion that he's not gay.

Hey! Isn't that MeMan Sparkle, who's engaged to Prince Hairy?

 

[snoopy7548]

Be that as it may, that girl is a toothpick and not what the OP desires.

He's more into someone like this, so he can maintain the illusion that he's not gay.

Maybe OP should answer the question of would you rather fuck a chick with a dick, or a dude with a vagina?

 

[William Gaatjes]

Be that as it may, that girl is a toothpick and not what the OP desires.

He's more into someone like this, so he can maintain the illusion that he's not gay.

Yuk indeed.

The accompanying low sounding voice is really a turn on. It is like Isaac Hayes is saying to you : "Yeah baby give it to me, show me your lovewand".


If the OP needs something larger and curvaceous : Jodel88 has pictures of that.

https://forums.anandtech.com/thread...-youll-ever-need.45680/page-543#post-38777470

 

[William Gaatjes]

Maybe OP should answer the question of would you rather fuck a chick with a dick, or a dude with a vagina?

There are no chicks with dicks( with the exception of hermaphrodites) . Only guys with tits.
Maybe the OP wants a hermaphrodite... Swing both ways at the same time.