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Why do so many people think money = women??

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Ns1 said:
ftfy
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no way buddy

  • is not a compulsive spender correct
  • is not up to her eyeballs in debt
  • doesn't work crazy hours - normal teacher hours are fine dude. Teachers are off in summer and off for a month in winter. That's perfect
  • isn't overweight - Correct, I only want someone big into fitness
  • doesn't have kids (but wants kids) - common sense
  • is over 27 - no I want someone 23-29
  • isn't taller than me - I'm 5'10, how many women are taller than 5'10? like 0.1%?
  • doesn't have pretty friends that she hangs arounds with and can intimidate me with when did I say this?
  • doesn't date online when did I say this?
  • is in shape redundant
  • has a decent personality ofcourse
  • dresses super sharp I can teach her how to dress super nice even if she doesn't already
  • is smart most teachers are
  • is well spoken most teachers
  • is well educated most teachers are
  • is super loyal of course, I'm very loyal myself
  • is huge into family values I'm huge into family values myself
  • is very successful when did I say this? I'm gonna pay for everything in the household
 
Assuming not a troll @ClarityZedd..

1. You are acting like a baby

2. You reek of loser stink. Money and flashy clothes doesn't hide it, overcompensation just makes it more obvious and sad.

3. You don't understand women, at all, if you think what you are offering is what "quality women" want.
You scream "ruuuuuunnnnnnn"

Drop all the bullshit and act like a normal human, else muddle on and I'm sure you'll eventually find a future ex-wife as desperately fragile as you.
 
snoopy7548 said:
Zeze, all of your threads are epic!



Now you're just fishing for compliments! You should move to Japan; the girls would worship you over there and you'd get little competition from the guys, because who can compete with a white dude in Japan?
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I'm not white, I look very Spanish/Greek/Italian/Middle Eastern

I'm not really into asian girls...most of them have no ass or legs. Ideally, I want someone with similar features to me - I love with women with dark skin and black hair
 
Bitek said:
3. You don't understand women, at all, if you think what you are offering is what "quality women" want.
You scream "ruuuuuunnnnnnn"
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what do you mean bro? My goal is to be good at everything across the board

I'm every bit as good of human being as I am good at superficial stuff. Every one of my friends will tell you I'm their most loyal friend. I do anything for my loved ones.
 
ClarityZedd said:
I'm not white, I look very Spanish/Greek/Italian/Middle Eastern

I'm not really into asian girls...most of them have no ass or legs. Ideally, I want someone with similar features to me - I love with women with dark skin and black hair
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Japanese women have dark(er) skin and black hair. Do it.

And dude, you're not white?! Then who is this a picture of?!

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ClarityZedd said:
no way buddy
  • doesn't have pretty friends that she hangs arounds with and can intimidate me with when did I say this?
  • doesn't date online when did I say this?
  • is very successful when did I say this? I'm gonna pay for everything in the household
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:whiste:

ClarityZedd said:
in real life, you at least have a fighting shot if you can impress her enough with your personality and charisma

Online dating is strictly superficial and any halfway cute girl is getting messages from men who are impossibly perfect
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ClarityZedd said:
the 26 year old hotties are always with 8 friends at the bar or they're wearing headphones at a gym. There is always a million obstacles in the way.
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ClarityZedd said:
I just want the female version of me
- very successful both in terms of how much I make and how well I manage finances
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ClarityZedd said:
what do you mean bro? My goal is to be good at everything across the board

I'm every bit as good of human being as I am good at superficial stuff. Every one of my friends will tell you I'm their most loyal friend. I do anything for my loved ones.
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I officially declare troll thread.

Hats off sir, your are skilled at that.


>Back to P&N to curse out the decent terrible people.
 
Ns1 said:
:whiste:
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once we are in a relationship, the idea is that she wouldn't be doing online dating anymore. That's common sense. Also once we are in a relationship, it's totally fine if she goes out with her friends. When did I say I was against that?

and successful in female terms means a decent job with decent credit score and without much debt. Very very very few women are making any real money in their 20s. I think the percentage of women earning 100K under 35 is like 0.0001%
 
it's been real but it's time to leave my shitty ass job in my shitty ass car to my shitty ass house to bang my awesome fucking wife.

have fun on the forums!
 
madoka said:
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that ain't japanese, that's korean with a lot of fake tanning

She's cute...I mean I wouldn't be opposed to dating somebody like that but you ask me what I really want to date? A Spanish/Italian/Greek/Middle eastern girl with monster curves like the one I just posted
 
Ns1 said:
real talk, when you take a shit does your wang touch the water?
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Don't worry - you'll get to experience the pleasure of cold water of questionable quality touching your genitals as you get older and your balls get saggier

Fritzo said:
Worse- it sometimes touches the bowl underneath the rim...where all the nasty mildew and rust stains usually are. Then I have to wipe it off with toilet paper and I think about the experience the rest of the day wondering if I'm going to get a weird infection.
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I hate this with a fiery passion. The elongated bowls are easier but otherwise I'll have to sit there thinking 'I really hope that didn't get in my pee hole'. I'm surprised that there's been no pus or burning sensation yet but that probably means its a slow acting nervous system or brain eating infection
 
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