Why do so many people think money = women??

[Nashemon]

All the women told him it was the biggest they have ever seen. Women never lie about that.

Ah, yes. I guess his username checks out, too.

 

[Fritzo]

real talk, when you take a shit does your wang touch the water? As an asian male, I don't know this problem.


also, pics? of wife I mean.

Worse- it sometimes touches the bowl underneath the rim...where all the nasty mildew and rust stains usually are. Then I have to wipe it off with toilet paper and I think about the experience the rest of the day wondering if I'm going to get a weird infection.

My wife just turned 50 yesterday and is actually pretty damned hot She refuses to show herself on the Internet though, so picture 5'6", hispanic, dimples, and perfect teeth

 

[Blackjack200]

Oh wow, fuck all of you guys. You all can fuck right off.

How could you not tell me about this thread??!!

I thought we were friends...

 

[ImpulsE69]

$4k/month should get you a decent amount of blow, yes?

Jobs? maybe, but for 10's it'd be each.

 

[ImpulsE69]

Oh wow, fuck all of you guys. You all can fuck right off.

How could you not tell me about this thread??!!

I thought we were friends...

This is my new favorite thread.

 

[clamum]

What a mother scratchin thread. I was thinking it was just a troll but hmmm, maybe not.

I will say I agree with the guy when he says online dating is insanely competitive.

REBECOMING MONSTER

 

[Darwin333]

It's not like I get turned down all the time, I just very rarely see any decent opportunities to go after anybody who is any good.

overweight/old/single moms approach me or make themselves available to me regularly but the 26 year old hotties are always with 8 friends at the bar or they're wearing headphones at a gym. There is always a million obstacles in the way.

So what if they are with their friends? Go talk to them, get their phone number and hit them up later at worst, well I guess they could tell you to leave them alone but that comes with the territory. You gotta make opportunities my friend, a "hottie" isn't going to just fall in your lap or throw herself at you.

 

[PottedMeat]

Worse- it sometimes touches the bowl underneath the rim...where all the nasty mildew and rust stains usually are.

don't forget, that's one place where the diarrhea splash lands

My wife just turned 50 yesterday and is actually pretty damned hot She refuses to show herself on the Internet though, so picture 5'6", hispanic, dimples, and perfect teeth

GO ON

 

[IronWing]

My wife just turned 50 yesterday and is actually pretty damned hot She refuses to show herself on the Internet though, so picture 5'6", hispanic, dimples, and perfect teeth

Does she still have that mole on her thigh?

 

[whm1974]

In that case those women are not attracted to the men at all and would probably go for a woman giving her money too. But that's a form of prostitution so my previous comment applies.

Well there is a good reason that is called the oldest profession. Some men get can get for free, other men have to pay for it. That is just a fact of life.

 

[Darwin333]

about 4 ounces. so I've heard.

Either that is some really crap blow or I need to stock up in your area!

 

[Darwin333]

Does she still have that mole on her thigh?

Yes she does.

 

[ClarityZedd]

Somewhere I read that making fun of Guidos is totally ten years ago but I want to confirm before commenting further.

lol

I'm naturally darker skinned and look like that. I don't try to look like a guido

 

[ClarityZedd]

Good luck with that. What you describe consists of about 1% of the population. I would suggest spamming looking for people. You are going to run through about 100 people before finding that. Especially a woman who would be in her mid 20s making 185k. That will probably place her into the top .5% of women easily. Maybe top .25%

lol everything on that list AND making 185K is top 0.001% of men and maybe top 0.00000001% of women

I don't need a woman who is that successful...if she makes 50K a year but is decent with finances, I'm cool with that. You say that's top 1% of society, but I fit everything on that list so does that make me top 1% of society?

 

[snoopy7548]

My wife just turned 50 yesterday and is actually pretty damned hot She refuses to show herself on the Internet though, so picture 5'6", hispanic, dimples, and perfect teeth

Oooh baby just my type!

 

[ClarityZedd]

This thread makes me so happy.


You think so? His posts reek of insecurity, IMO. Nobody goes through that much trouble convincing you how great they are, and in the same breath come off so scared of rejection.

yes I absolutely despise rejection

 

[madoka]

lol everything on that list AND making 185K is top 0.001% of men and maybe top 0.00000001% of women

I know most people on here won't believe this, but if you understand what I do, my job is to work with highly intelligent, highly driven, successful young college grads. Most are from very wealthy backgrounds or have high paying jobs, so that they can pay tens of thousands of dollars to talk to me. The upshot is that I spend my work days getting paid to talk to the very women you can't find! They come to me!

 

[ClarityZedd]

I know most people on here won't believe this, but if you understand what I do, my job is to work with highly intelligent, highly driven, successful young college grads. Most are from very wealthy backgrounds or have high paying jobs, so that they can pay tens of thousands of dollars to talk to me. The upshot is that I spend my work days getting paid to talk to the very women you can't find! They come to me!

lol nice

I don't really need a woman who is a workaholic 200k corporate lawyer type

Honestly, I would be very happy with a teacher making 50K a year as long as she wasn't a compulsive spender/up to her eyeballs in debt. I don't even want a woman who works crazy hours - I work too much as it is

 

[Zeze]

I wish I knew how to pull an epic thread like this.

 

[ClarityZedd]

I wish I knew how to pull an epic thread like this.

be the only good looking, socially successful, financially successful, fit and stylish 29 year old man in the world who has never had a girlfriend

 

[Zeze]

be the only good looking, socially successful, financially successful, fit and stylish 29 year old man in the world who has never had a girlfriend

Chin up, you got this virtual joy of bringing ATOT together with an hyperactive reply rate & quantity.

 

[SKORPI0]

I wish I knew how to pull an epic thread like this.

Make a thread ' Why do so many people think money = happiness??"

 

[Zeze]

@ClarityZedd

Alright if you are serious. Upload a video of yourself on Vimeo or something and share. Your looks, mannierism, and how you carry yourself, we can all objectively see.

 

[Ns1]

Honestly, I would be very happy with a teacher making 50K a year as long as she

• is not a compulsive spender
• is not up to her eyeballs in debt
• doesn't work crazy hours
• isn't overweight
• doesn't have kids (but wants kids)
• is over 27
• isn't taller than me
• doesn't have pretty friends that she hangs arounds with and can intimidate me with
• doesn't date online
• is in shape
• has a decent personality
• dresses super sharp
• is smart
• is well spoken
• is well educated
• is super loyal
• is huge into family values
• is very successful

ftfy

 

[snoopy7548]

I wish I knew how to pull an epic thread like this.

Zeze, all of your threads are epic!

be the only good looking, socially successful, financially successful, fit and stylish 29 year old man in the world who has never had a girlfriend

Now you're just fishing for compliments! You should move to Japan; the girls would worship you over there and you'd get little competition from the guys, because who can compete with a white dude in Japan?