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Originally posted by: ucdbiendog
Originally posted by: BostonRedSox
Go back to reading your LOTR trilogy, and make sure you clean and put some fresh tape on your glasses.
Let's test your theory: Go to any bar/night club/dance club. I'll say I'm a Red Sox/Baseball fan, and you say you're a LOTR/Tolkien fan. We'll see how many women you get. I'm guessing..........NONE!
Yes, because it is a proven fact that women hate the LOTR trilogy, any guy who mentions he likes LOTR to a woman would not get said women. Hey, dude, ease up on your jock strap, i think its making you cranky.
EDIT: btw, put your penis away. we dont care how many women you get. that just makes you a man whore.
Originally posted by: bipolarreject
The sox don't suck-they are the best real team-the yankees thrid baseman get injured so they get the best SS to take his place while they have <b>one of the worst ss in the league-Derek does suck at shortstop</b>-yankees suck even more-people like the redsox cause they have the biggest upsets-bill buckner, bucky "bleeping" Dent and aaron boone- along with a world series draught since 1918. so what if the cubs are since 1908
Originally posted by: coldcut
I would choose Curt Schilling over Arod anyday.
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Unlike you they'd be able to find one that fits him!Originally posted by: coldcut
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
That must have been catastrophic!Originally posted by: coldcut
Originally posted by: BostonRedSox
Go back to reading your LOTR trilogy, and make sure you clean and put some fresh tape on your glasses.
I busted a gut reading that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Red Dawn, Eric Chavez's days are numbered. He'll look real good in a Red Sox uniform. PUAHAHAHAHAHA