Why do so many on here create fantasy lives for themselves?

I always tell the truth.

Now if you'll excuse me, Paris and I have a shoot to be at.......

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: bernse
Because they're sad and pathetic little people with sad pathetic little lives.

Now, excuse me while I put my penis over my shoulder (as I have to to walk otherwise I trip) and go my private Concorde to go pick up Halle Berry, Jennifer Garner and Rebecca Romjin for a foursome.

<shuffles away with penis over shoulder>

You cheating bastard! If I'm here, who the hell is going to fly your plane? You hired another pilot!

 

[Luagsch]

<points at monitor> see alba-sweety? that's why i love this forums. now get again under the desk and play that lewinsky part.

 

[bernse]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
So that's why Jennifer rushed out of the house

:beer:

Sorry guys! I was hoping it wouldn't be broken to you this way!

<shuffles away carrying penis>

 

[mdennison]

Im too busy sleeping with models and driving my m5 to pay attention to your accusations!

 

[dpm]

Originally posted by: apoppin

Originally posted by: brigden Seems like the more I spend here, the more I come across people who spend countless months fabricating false lives for themselves. So many slip up and eventually get called on it. Then, they either apologize and vow never to post here again, or claim their account was 'hacked.' Honestly, what drives an individual to do this? Who are these people?

Who cares?

I have been away from these forums for over a month and don't miss the 'net fantasy anymore. i guess i got a life

Sorry you lost it again, to have to come back

 

[anxi80]

yeah i dont understand it either. and why do you got to bring up such a subject? you all know im in the hospital recovering from 5 gun shots wounds, after i took on 88 fighters wearing kato masks, while my girlfriend got a massage from another guy from the internet but i dont mind it at all.

 

[Quixfire]

You are right, I?m really not a mechanic but I play one on ATOT.

 

[isasir]

OK fine, I admit it I lied.

I really don't sit in front of a computer 8 hours a day at work, refreshing Anandtech every 5-10 min. to see what new posts have been made in Off-Topic.

I don't push in my office door every time someone posts a new video or risque pic.

And I don't try and nef my way to some really high postcount (albeit at a very slow pace).

I'm really a robot from the future, sent back into time to find the greatest gathering of nerds around to amass my army of the future to take over the world.

 

[0roo0roo]

ok...ok... i didn't fight valiantly in ww1

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: americangigolo
What are examples of people who gave done that?

I am not one. I am the internet personificaltion of a (islamic/christian/jewish) god.
If you're going to test me by asking me any question, I refuse to answer: but I could, if I wanted.

 

[ITJunkie]

boredom...their reality sucks... their lives suck.... pick one

 

[tk149]

'cuz they're bored AND pathetic?

 

[Electric Amish]

You're right. I'm not Amish.

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Because Anandtech forums the best MMORPG released to date

Except it's completely unbalanced. The number of people who purposely lower their INT scores just to get better CON and STR scores is ridiculous.

 

[CraigRT]

I don't lie about anything...

I'm a truthful person through and through

22 years old
working full time - future unknown
live @ home with parents (at least i get along well)
in relationship of about 8 months

etc!! there, you KNOW i wouldn't make that up

 

[Fausto]

I'm perhaps slightly less abrasive in person, but otherwise my online persona is quite representative of my "IRL" persona.

 

[Luagsch]

Originally posted by: FeathersMcGraw

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Because Anandtech forums the best MMORPG released to date

Except it's completely unbalanced. The number of people who purposely lower their INT scores just to get better CON and STR scores is ridiculous.

*rolls to cut FeathersMcGraw's head off cause of the post for the "dork of the day"-award*
...... 1...... damnit.
<reads in rules>you rolled a critical and hereby chop your left leg off. you suffer a -8 on leg-spreading</rules>
bleh

 

[SaltBoy]

I confess -- Pepper IS better than salt!

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: SpiderX
For some reason people here feel the need to impress total strangers that they will never ever meet.

That being said. I'm off to Rio in my private jet with Kristen Kreuk. See you on Sunday.

PICS or BAN :beer:

 

[dartworth]

People just Dezign these stories in thier heads

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: dartworth
People just Dezign these stories in thier heads

Laff.

I'm a 21 year old university student that lives at home and is going to be a math teacher. Why would I want to lie about that?

ups

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: dartworth
People just Dezign these stories in thier heads

And they're luvly stories at that, aren't they?

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: dartworth
People just Dezign these stories in thier heads

Laff.

I'm a 21 year old university student that lives at home and is going to be a math teacher. Why would I want to lie about that?

ups

dork

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: dartworth
People just Dezign these stories in thier heads

The voices, nooooooooo Aeeeeeeiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyeeeeeenooooooooooo they wont go away