Why do restaurant's still sell normal fries?

[0roo0roo]

Yes. These are good. A cardiologist would not agree.

http://www.sparkpeople.com/calories-in.asp?food=kfc+potato+wedges
not that bad, basically the more surface area fries have the worse, the bigger slab of fry probably better

 

[drebo]

There's a pub here that has a fry plate that's thin-cut fries, corned beef, and cheese. It's fucking fantastically good.

 

[Sa7aN]

sweet potato fries or gtfo

 

[QueBert]

Chili Cheese Fries from The Hat! They might not look great but SHEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIT they taste good as hell. And the order's gifuckingnormous, 4 5 or maybe even 6 normal people could split a single order. GOTDAMN they're good

 

[IronWing]

^^ That looks awesome except for the fries at the bottom.

One can deep fry most anything. Why waste good grease on potatos?

 

[busydude]

Haha! A parody thread outlasting an original. Nice!

 

[uclaLabrat]

Chili Cheese Fries from The Hat! They might not look great but SHEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIT they taste good as hell. And the order's gifuckingnormous, 4 5 or maybe even 6 normal people could split a single order. GOTDAMN they're good

I used to get two chili burgers from the hat pretty regularly...I could barely finish off one when I went there just before I moved. Those things are gut rocks. Also the best I've ever had. Beat Tommy's by a bit.

 

[StinkyPinky]

As opposed to what? I love fries.

 

[QueBert]

I used to get two chili burgers from the hat pretty regularly...I could barely finish off one when I went there just before I moved. Those things are gut rocks. Also the best I've ever had. Beat Tommy's by a bit.

Wow you just said Hat has better Chili than Tommys...

*speechless*

 

[uclaLabrat]

Wow you just said Hat has better Chili than Tommys...

*speechless*

Why speechless? It's true.

 

[Ichinisan]

As opposed to what? I love fries.

This thread is a parody of "Why do restaurant's still sell waffle fries?"
(yes, incorrect pluralization was also in the original thread title)

I defended Chik-Fil-A's waffle fries because they are epic awesome.

 

[Howard]

those aren't fries...

...

 

[Anubis]

Never understood the hate that In-N-Out fries get. Pure greatness. Five Guys' are indeed greasy, and disgusting.

because they taste 100% bland as fuck

TBH ive eaten better tasting cardboard

if you are talking about fast food, Arbys curly fries win, then its prob McDs, Wendys = five guys, BK, In & out

can't remember if ive ever had hardees or Carls jr but i can't imagine them being worse then I&O

 

[Red Squirrel]

Chili Cheese Fries from The Hat! They might not look great but SHEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIT they taste good as hell. And the order's gifuckingnormous, 4 5 or maybe even 6 normal people could split a single order. GOTDAMN they're good

That looks awesome!

Just need to add gravy and cheese to make it poutine style!

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

I ate one week recently like the masses. Mother in law was in town and cooked all the meals. Lots of fried foods, fatty foods, sweets, etc.. At the end of the week I felt like hammered dog shit. I really don't know how y'all do that on a regular basis. The picture of those chili fries makes me want to puke.

 

[0roo0roo]

That looks awesome!

Just need to add gravy and cheese to make it poutine style!

yea the worse for you fries are, the better it tastes lol

 

[Xstatic1]

yea the worse for you fries are, the better it tastes lol

hello, McDonald's.

 

[Ichinisan]

Never understood the hate that In-N-Out fries get. Pure greatness. Five Guys' are indeed greasy, and disgusting.

because they taste 100% bland as fuck

TBH ive eaten better tasting cardboard

This. Cardboard really is the closest thing you can compare to In-N-Out fries.

 

[QueBert]

the fact a person here admitted to having ate cardboard before should void his opinion on any real food.

Who the hell eats cardboard? and on top of that admits to doing it? While I've never eaten cardboard, so I could be wrong here. I don't see how it could possibly taste like FRIED POTATOES! Now was this cardboard fried also?

 

[Anubis]

the fact a person here admitted to having ate cardboard before should void his opinion on any real food.

Who the hell eats cardboard? and on top of that admits to doing it?

i ate it because i made money, i put mustard it. same reason i powered down a serving spoon of CRISCO, money

 

[Howard]

the fact a person here admitted to having ate cardboard before should void his opinion on any real food.

Who the hell eats cardboard? and on top of that admits to doing it? While I've never eaten cardboard, so I could be wrong here. I don't see how it could possibly taste like FRIED POTATOES! Now was this cardboard fried also?

pure dumb

 

[Ichinisan]

the fact a person here admitted to having ate cardboard before should void his opinion on any real food.

Who the hell eats cardboard? and on top of that admits to doing it? While I've never eaten cardboard, so I could be wrong here. I don't see how it could possibly taste like FRIED POTATOES! Now was this cardboard fried also?

By contrast, I'm actually surprised you claim you have no idea what cardboard would taste like. You've never had cardboard near your mouth, hmm? Even if you've never used your mouth to temporarily hold a piece of cardboard, you've still consumed food that sits in it.

Also, I think I was pretty clear that In-N-Out fries DO NOT TASTE LIKE FRIED POTATOES. If they did, I would not hate them.

 

[Howard]

"natural" doesn't cut it with some folks. beef extracts have to be added (like McD's fries) for it to taste good.

Beef "extracts" like beef tallow, right?

 

[ussfletcher]

By contrast, I'm actually surprised you claim you have no idea what cardboard would taste like. You've never had cardboard near your mouth, hmm? Even if you've never used your mouth to temporarily hold a piece of cardboard, you've still consumed food that sits in it.

Also, I think I was pretty clear that In-N-Out fries DO NOT TASTE LIKE FRIED POTATOES. If they did, I would not hate them.

To me In-N-Out fries are extremely salty, but they are good if ordered animal style.

 

[paperfist]

I do very much like the taste of sweet potato fries.

Those are delicious!

It's a little strange though, I can't stomach sweet potatoes as they taste too sweet to me, but the fries are something I will devour.