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Why do redneck murders often go unsolved?

He probably got it from this:

http://www.airynothing.com/humor/alabama_jokes.txt

Did you hear about the:

Alabama redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his
beloved widow? She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Alabama to
32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

Q: What do you get if you have 32 Alabamans in the same room? A: A full set
of teeth.

A new law recently passed in Alabama: When a couple gets divorced, they're
still brother and sister.

Q: Why do folks in Alabama go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.
 
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