Originally posted by: mattyrug
jeez... sounds like the guy behind me in line at Home Depot yesterday...
one of these self-important jerks on the cell phone, yelling so everyone can hear every word of his conversation, such an important guy! every 30 he would ask if the line is gonna move any faster.
I get up to the register and he asks me if he can go before me, naturally I say no. (I was in line 10 minutes before him), I pull out the Checkbook, and he starts rolling his eyes, he asks 'why can't just you use a credit card, and hurry up already, you're cutting into my schedule, I have important things to do, not drink beers, and hang up sheetrock'.
He keeps complaining.... He says that they've banned smoking, now they should ban Check-Writers. I get to the amount, and purposely ask about 10 times, and take my sweet-ass time writing it out. He's infuriated, and says that Checks are for 'White-Trash Losers with no Credit'... of course at this point i'm taking as much time as I can. I was leaving and told him to hurry up, then to have a nice day! The cashier was trying not to laugh, but she broke!

The irony is, that after, he was sitting behind me, stuck in traffic for about 45 Minutes!