Why do people make fun of Michael Bolton?

jds2006

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Why do people make fun of Michael Bolton? Just wondering. I listen to his greatest hits CD in my car every morning on my way to school and his songs are sooo good. They make me feel warm and fuzzy inside. He's not like Barry Manilow, that godless killing machine; Michael Bolton's music is actually good. I always see people make fun of him even in movies like Office Space. Why would they do that to such a talented man?
 

Sluggo

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Are you aware that you just admitting to listening to Michael Bolton on a PUBLIC forum? ;)
 

ActuaryTm

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Originally posted by: KoolAidKid
Because he's a no-talent assclown.
You told those fudge packers that you liked Michael Bolton's music, didn't you?
 

preslove

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*Taps sarcasm meter*
Damn you infernal machine, don't fail me now!
*Taps sarcasm meter*
 

BoomerD

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For the same reasons they laugh at Kenny G...
another no talent ass-clown making big bux on other people's work...
 

Perknose

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I asked for a lock of his hair, but, alas, he had so little to spare! :brokenheart:
 

Balt

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I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".*



























* Not my opinion.
 

manlymatt83

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Originally posted by: Balt
I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".*



























* Not my opinion.


Didn't even know he sang that song. And quit quoting office space. :)
 

Reckoner

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If you like Michael Bolton... you MUST hand in the Man Card, and proceed to rip off your nutsack. It's imperative, and not to be delayed.
 

sandorski

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Originally posted by: Mucho
I'd say it takes a lot of balls for a guy to say he like Michael Bolton.

Ya, but as soon as the admittance is uttered they fall off! So it's kinda not worth it.