Why do people make fun of Michael Bolton?

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spaceman

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the same reason we make fun of patrick swayze in dirty dancing.
he's a girlie-man who gets all the chicks.
--> a sharp contrast to the roadhouse patrick swayze who was a badass!
edit: who also got all the chicks in that movie too.
well, at least he got the doctor, who you could tell was very obviously hot underneath those glasses and labcoat.
 

SaltBoy

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Originally posted by: ncircle
we just cant stand the fact that beautiful woman caress his mighty mullet.
That's pretty much it - we're all jealous.
 

spaceman

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if i could sing like michael bolton(marginally decent) and woman would flock to my concerts and i wasnt engaged, id definitely rock the mullet and croon and dress however my agent reccomend.
stop player hating, becuase its michael bolton who is getting the last laugh.


Michael Bolton is a bonafide stud to many a female(older females).
 

SaltBoy

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Originally posted by: ncircle
Michael Bolton is a bonafide stud to many a female(older females).
...and there's GOT to be some of the youngin's who dig him too.

 

JRS4224

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Originally posted by: ncircle
the same reason we make fun of patrick swayze in dirty dancing.
he's a girlie-man who gets all the chicks.
--> a sharp contrast to the roadhouse patrick swayze who was a badass!
edit: who also got all the chicks in that movie too.
well, at least he got the doctor, who you could tell was very obviously hot underneath those glasses and labcoat.

Pain don't hurt.
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: Excelsior
I know, right?

They should really be making fun of Yanni. Christ that guy is fruity.

But at least he writes his own music.
 

Turin39789

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Michael Bolton is a real hit with the indie crowd these days.


Way to fake a topic that got a ton of responses.