- Oct 6, 2009
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I never drive over the speed limit but I roll through stop signs.
I ride my brakes on the highway.
I believe that changing lanes on the highway is more dangerous than driving in the wrong lane for my speed.
I am afraid of the gas pedal.
I go through short lights at idle speed because I am afraid of my gas pedal.
When I arrive at a 4-way stop sign and there is nobody to my left or straight ahead, I still wait my turn before turning right.
I make left turns with my right turn signal on.
I use my turn signal in the exit only lane on the highway.
I can never keep track of when it's my turn to go at stop signs so I just guess.
When I need to wait to turn left I never hug the left part of my lane so others can get by on my right.
I use my brakes on the highway even when not in traffic or being cut off.
I veer left before turning right and right before turning left.
I can't park.
I can't drive in reverse without hitting things.
I don't understand how to make a K turn because I don't know which way to turn the wheel or when, so I just try the same thing over and over until it works.
When I realize I am in the wrong lane for the direction I want to go at the intersection I just go the way I want to go anyway.
I change lanes without looking because it is the responsibility of the drivers behind me to avoid hitting me.
I have no idea where other cars are in relation to me because it's not important to know that.
Red lights are perfect opportunities to catch up on my email.
Driving faster than the speed limit is scary for me so anyone driving over the speed limit is a dangerous lunatic.
I don't use my left turn signal at stop signs and then act surprised and angry when the driver across from me goes straight when it was my turn.
The lines in parking lots are only suggestions.
There is a 50% chance that anytime I press one of the pedals I will press the wrong one.
I don't pay attention to light cycles so I am always pleasantly surprised when it is my turn to go.
Most people don't know that rotaries aren't one way.
Yield signs are the same as stop signs.
A red light doesn't count if I don't see it.
I tailgate people that are stuck behind other people.
I pass people that are stuck behind other people on the right and cut them off.
I box people out because I can.
I made all 10000 of my posts on AT forums while driving. Drunk.
EDIT:
I think driving straight in the exit lane is actually turning.
I make u-turns at 4-way stops, while other people are waiting.
I look right for cars coming when I am turning right.
I ride my brakes on the highway.
I believe that changing lanes on the highway is more dangerous than driving in the wrong lane for my speed.
I am afraid of the gas pedal.
I go through short lights at idle speed because I am afraid of my gas pedal.
When I arrive at a 4-way stop sign and there is nobody to my left or straight ahead, I still wait my turn before turning right.
I make left turns with my right turn signal on.
I use my turn signal in the exit only lane on the highway.
I can never keep track of when it's my turn to go at stop signs so I just guess.
When I need to wait to turn left I never hug the left part of my lane so others can get by on my right.
I use my brakes on the highway even when not in traffic or being cut off.
I veer left before turning right and right before turning left.
I can't park.
I can't drive in reverse without hitting things.
I don't understand how to make a K turn because I don't know which way to turn the wheel or when, so I just try the same thing over and over until it works.
When I realize I am in the wrong lane for the direction I want to go at the intersection I just go the way I want to go anyway.
I change lanes without looking because it is the responsibility of the drivers behind me to avoid hitting me.
I have no idea where other cars are in relation to me because it's not important to know that.
Red lights are perfect opportunities to catch up on my email.
Driving faster than the speed limit is scary for me so anyone driving over the speed limit is a dangerous lunatic.
I don't use my left turn signal at stop signs and then act surprised and angry when the driver across from me goes straight when it was my turn.
The lines in parking lots are only suggestions.
There is a 50% chance that anytime I press one of the pedals I will press the wrong one.
I don't pay attention to light cycles so I am always pleasantly surprised when it is my turn to go.
Most people don't know that rotaries aren't one way.
Yield signs are the same as stop signs.
A red light doesn't count if I don't see it.
I tailgate people that are stuck behind other people.
I pass people that are stuck behind other people on the right and cut them off.
I box people out because I can.
I made all 10000 of my posts on AT forums while driving. Drunk.
EDIT:
I think driving straight in the exit lane is actually turning.
I make u-turns at 4-way stops, while other people are waiting.
I look right for cars coming when I am turning right.
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