Y'know what I wanna do? Even though I don't use AOL anymore, I remember they're crappy customer service. Here's my plan: When I finally get on the line with someone, every time they ask a question (I do mean EVERY time), ask them to hold, then put on the most offensive and loud music possible (even better if I can connect my sound card directly to the phone like in some of the newer models). After they get my name,address, and other important info after about a half hour and they realize that I'm not a customer, I ask them to hold while I "transfer them to one of our managers to figure out why I don't appear in their customer database". Put on bad music for an hour, get some lunch, come back, say sorry but the manager is away, please call back later, and hang up.
Could this work?
