Why do our eyelids close when we sneeze?

WENEEDLIGHT

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Originally posted by: AnyMal
Your heartbeat also stops when you sneeze


Yes, and when you sneeze, your soul was about to escape your body.. which is why after you sneeze, people say bless you.
 

BillGates

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I can sneeze with my eyes open if I try - but generally do it normally, so my eyes close reflexively.
 

purbeast0

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why do you always piss when you shlt, but you don't always shlt when you piss? :confused:

it's just one of those things ...
 

Compton

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Originally posted by: purbeast0
why do you always piss when you shlt, but you don't always shlt when you piss? :confused:

it's just one of those things ...

Good point. I never thought about it in those terms before.
 

Mrvile

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Originally posted by: purbeast0
why do you always piss when you shlt, but you don't always shlt when you piss? :confused:

it's just one of those things ...

Try this. Next time you have to sh!t, take a piss first, then leave. Come back in about a minute, and take the sh!t. You still piss a little. Weird eh?

Science :confused:
 

BlancoNino

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Originally posted by: purbeast0
why do you always piss when you shlt, but you don't always shlt when you piss? :confused:

Because you are sitting there from anywhere between 5-30 minutes squeezing the same muscles that are used when urinating, which we do more often. When pissing, we are standing up, therefore our body isn't in the right in the right position to squeeze out solid waste from our anal sphyncter.
 

confused1234

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Originally posted by: purbeast0
why do you always piss when you shlt, but you don't always shlt when you piss? :confused:

it's just one of those things ...

my guess would be because when you sh!t it presses on the bladder/prostate
 

UDT89

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Originally posted by: Mrvile
Originally posted by: purbeast0
why do you always piss when you shlt, but you don't always shlt when you piss? :confused:

it's just one of those things ...

Try this. Next time you have to sh!t, take a piss first, then leave. Come back in about a minute, and take the sh!t. You still piss a little. Weird eh?

Science :confused:

just laughed out loud at my desk.......people are looking at me....

 

iamaelephant

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I have bells palsy (right side facial paralysis) so I sneeze with one eye open and the other closed.
 

ArchCenturion

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Woa that was wiered, I just tried holding my eyes open while i sneezed. One of them broke free of my grasp, and closed still.