There's so much funny stuff here. But of all I read, only the following statement made sense:
[Guapo337:] "how bout a curvaceous stick?"
Exactly! For some reason people think that it's impossible to be bony yet have curves. And for some reason people think everyone who's very skinny is anorexic or bulimic. I give up on convincing people otherwise. I realise it's a waste of energy. People need to make up for their insecurity by faulting someone else for their failures or accusing someone else of doing what they thought is the only way to achieve something.
I don't care what a man's preference is. If it doesn't match mine, we can agree to mind out businesses. He'll find someone else and I'll find someone else. My preference is for a tall, slender or muscular handsome man (at least not ugly) who also prefers a tall, beautiful and slender lady.