Why do I?

[Mayne]

when I wake up in the morning.

 

[DietDrThunder]

Because when you gotta go, you gotta go.

 

[snoopy7548]

Because the cat needs a scratching post?

 

[zinfamous]

Because the tent isn't lowering itself.

 

[zinfamous]

Because the cat needs a scratching post?

O I C.

tee hee.

 

[RLGL]

WHY DO YOU....?

 

[pete6032]

Cryptic OP is cryptic.

 

[BoomerD]

The easy solution is to not wake up...

 

[Carson Dyle]

Never waste a hard-on.