Why do I get the crappy shopping cart everytime?

randomint

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So everyone's moving along joyfully with their nice shopping carts and here I am with the loud, rattling p.o.s. with the broken wheel hauling my food stuff..
 

JulesMaximus

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I've come to the conclusion that most shopping carts are f'd up because I always get the crappy ones too it seems.
 

chrisms

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One good thing about being single and poor is I get to use the handheld baskets to pick up a date with Marie Callander.
 

Amused

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There is a very logical explaination of why you get the broken cart every time.

Others before you got it, and promptly returned it, placing it at the front of the queue. Therefore the next person to come along will get it, and they will either return it to the front of the queue, or stick with it like your dumb ass did. :p
 

Jeeebus

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Originally posted by: SirChadwick
I always get the 1 wheel spinner that turns to the left.

you ain't nothin unless you got spinners on your ride.
 

Chiropteran

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I never use a cart. I go to the grocery store more often and only buy what will fit in a basket.
 

MmmSkyscraper

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Originally posted by: randomint
So everyone's moving along joyfully with their nice shopping carts and here I am with the loud, rattling p.o.s. with the broken wheel hauling my food stuff..

LOL at shopping n00b.
 

tfinch2

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Originally posted by: Amused
There is a very logical explaination of why you get the broken cart every time.

Others before you got it, and promptly returned it, placing it at the front of the signal to begin. Therefore the next person to come along will get it, and they will either return it to the front of the cue, or stick with it like your dumb ass did. :p

:confused:

It's queue.
 

IGBT

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..I noticed some of costco's carts are buggered up. Chuncks of rubber missing from the wheels and some of em are bent up. Somebody's beating the crap out of the carts.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: IGBT
..I noticed some of costco's carts are buggered up. Chuncks of rubber missing from the wheels and some of em are bent up. Somebody's beating the crap out of the carts.
cart races and all the sweet jumps they set up for them.

 

IGBT

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: IGBT
..I noticed some of costco's carts are buggered up. Chuncks of rubber missing from the wheels and some of em are bent up. Somebody's beating the crap out of the carts.
cart races and all the sweet jumps they set up for them.

all though the ones wit square wheels can't roll away and attack your car. Happened to me in Redding Calif. came out of costco up there and found a cart molesting my truck. Ended up wit door dings.
 

randomint

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Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: Amused
There is a very logical explaination of why you get the broken cart every time.

Others before you got it, and promptly returned it, placing it at the front of the queue. Therefore the next person to come along will get it, and they will either return it to the front of the queue, or stick with it like your dumb ass did. :p

lol, true. I guess i'll try it out next time. :)