Why do hot dogs/bologna taste so good?

[Zoltar]

Is it the FDA approved percentage allotment for foreign particles? (Rat feces/parts, insect parts, etc.)
Is it the fact of everything and anything left that doesn't turn into a steak or chops is in there? (Eyeballs, nostrils, butthole, lower intestine.)

I really want to know. Any good links for info? TIA!!!!

 

[Valhalla1]

all of the above, my man... all of the above.

 

[prodigy]

Because pig rectum and intestine taste good.

 

[Supradude]

cause all the non-lean meat parts are loaded with fat and stuff that is real yummy when cooked = )

 

[syzygy]

yeah, the pork fat, lard, snout leftovers, and anything the retarded meat handler
adds to the mixture makes for yummy arterial sludge. enjoy.

 

[loup garou]

Because lips and a$$holes are the tastiest parts of pigs.

 

[GoldenBear]

Is it just me or can anyone just not STAND bologna?

 

[Valhalla1]

bolgna was okay when I was a kid.. I don't like it now

 

[loup garou]

I concur, bologna is nasty. I still love hotdogs though.

 

[DesignDawg]

Same here. I used to like bologna as a kid. Definitely not anymore. Hot dogs, though.....mmmmmm boy! Pop one in the 'wave for a minute, douse it with mustard! Lips and buttholes be damned! Tasty food. (And so nutritious)

Ricky
DesignDawg

 

[Zoltar]

What are you all talking about?

They're composed of the same material. (I call it material, don't know what else to call it.)

Just you cook one and not the other. Had a year (4 or 5) I'd only eat bologna. Year before that peanut butter and jelly.

Hmmm. I'm getting hungry. C U later.

 

[TheVrolok]

Mmm... pig bowls..

 

[DesignDawg]

Zoltar,

Not true. Hot dogs are NOT just tube-shaped bologna. They may very well be made of the same material, but the flavoring is different. I eat hot dogs cold when I'm in a hurry. They DO NOT taste like bologna. --And, whenever I DO eat bologna (which is very rare) I COOK IT. --And it in no way tastes like a hot dog.

Ricky
DesignDawg

 

[Hanpan]

1 thing.


MSG.

 

[dimsum]

what you dont' know don't hurt you.
eat up!

 

[jhu]

it's made of people! people!!!

 

[Moonbeam]

I thought they were make by congress cause you don't want to see it.

 

[jhu]

no, congress is made of hot dogs

 

[prodigy]

What about Slim Jim?

 

[Ranger X]

That's made out of dried dog intestines.

 

[BDawg]

salt + fat + meat = tasty

I'm sure the lips and assholes only add to the flavor!

 

[TomJones]

I wonder what part of a pig makes it plump when cooked?

 

[Thorn]

Fried bologna... Mmmmm... On a sandwich w/ mayo, lettuce, & tomato.

*drool*

Good stuff!

Then there's Ballpark Beef hotdogs. Those just rule! Put `em on a bun w/ mustard, homemade chili, & onion.

But I won't eat pork bologna or hotdogs, beef only. Beef's not as greasy.

Damn, now I'm hungry, and it's only 10 til 9. :|

 

[Dedpuhl]

Bologna is the most revolting invention of man.

The only way I can eat a hotdog is if it is BBQ'ed and drenched in chili and mustard.

 

[Zucchini]

balogna is mainly revolting because of the excessive cholesterol in contains Grind up organ meat and well.. thats what u get. Look at the nutrition facts sometime.. it makes sense balonga is the cheapest sandwich meat around. how much is your health worth