Why do girls fail at the sneeze?

[NuclearNed]

Were they asleep on the day that sneezing was taught in school? A girl in the next cubicle just did a "girl sneeze": quiet, suppressed as much as is humanly possible, and accomplishing nothing. It sounded something like a bunny whispering "shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo".

I nearly blow my head off during a good sneeze. Actually, I don't know when in recent memory I've had a just single sneeze - they always come in at least pairs, and the really good ones are in even greater multiples. Letting loose a rip-roaring sneeze is one of those unsung pleasures in life.

I'm definitely not a misogynist, but girl sneezes are full of the fail.

 

[40Hands]

I hear ya. Girls are notorious for this! I always thought it couldn't be good to repress a sneeze like they do.

 

[Nik]

Girl: 'chew! 'chew! 'chew! 'chew! 'chew! 'chew! 'chew!
Guy: BLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKHEEEEUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH and slobber and snot and spit go everywhere

 

[effowe]

I try to avoid sneezing by plugging my nose when I feel one coming on, otherwise it's a big loud mess.

 

[zanejohnson]

some girls have orgasms when they sneeze.

 

[ggnl]

I try to keep my sneezes at a moderate decibel level in the office. Not silent by any means, but definitely not like at home. Am I half full of fail?

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Don't ever sneeze when you have a cold. It takes a long time to clean up the mess. I failed at sneezing.

 

[Vehemence]

My chest nearly caves in, my neck strains, and about half a casserole is projected out of my face whenever I sneeze. People in the next building can hear it and are concerned. Fuck stifled sneezes.

 

[Martin]

I never did figure out how to do the stifled sneezes. Nor do I want to, it looks pretty unpleasant to do.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: ggnl
I try to keep my sneezes at a moderate decibel level in the office. Not silent by any means, but definitely not like at home. Am I half full of fail?

I really don't think your coworkers would care about you sneezing at full volume.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Actually I can pull a girl sneeze if I need to, and I usually do that during like midterms/exams or whatever. I try to supress the sneeze regularly but not so much. There have been times where I just let it all fly and I shake my head as I have to wipe down my Dell monitor ><

 

[BassBomb]

I know people who try to retain or stop themselves from sneezing. If I ever did that it feels sooo bad and they look like in so much pain.

Personally I blare out like the OP does when I sneeze. I yell louder at home for jokes though, but at work I'll just sneeze naturally.

Honestly who gives a crap about being "silent" when sneezing

 

[oddyager]

Originally posted by: BassBomb
I know people who try to retain or stop themselves from sneezing. If I ever did that it feels sooo bad and they look like in so much pain.

Personally I blare out like the OP does when I sneeze. I yell louder at home for jokes though, but at work I'll just sneeze naturally.

Honestly who gives a crap about being "silent" when sneezing

Because when a lady sneezes she's not trying to turn her nostrils inside out. Me, I try to blow the office down when I do.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I used to work with a guy who we called the Sneezanator. People in other rooms 100s of feet away could hear him sneeze.

 

[CrazyLazy]

Depends on the girl, some of them are skilled and can do a stealth sneeze. The majority just fail though and the sneeze ends up sounding like a dieing animal.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Women stifle their sneezes because their sneezonators are hardwired to their pee and fart controllers. Did no one take basic female anatomy?

 

[imported_DocHolliday]

I tried that once when I was a kid and I thought I broke my eardrums.

 

[FeuerFrei]

As long as they don't yell when they sneeze. That's extra obnoxious. Some people think they have to use their vocal cords.

Stifled sneezes don't really bother me. 0_o

 

[uhohs]

kawaii sneezes are kawaii ^_^

 

[darkxshade]

Right before a major sneeze, I would grab my nose and let err rip as my brain explodes and shoot like ketchup out my ears. yeah!

 

[ViviTheMage]

When I sneeze, I turn away...its gonna be a big one!

 

[ra1nman]

....whenever my dad sneezed it ended up as
"HA-CHING"

Me sneeze
"HA-CHOO"

My parents were Filipino, does that make me americanized?
LOL

 

[imported_Imp]

Most girly sneezes are these small, successive, mini-blasts. Others squeeze the nose.

I have a perfect, wet sneeze. Not loud, like I'm yelling (hate that), through the teeth and towards the floor.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Girls also don't have stinky sneezes. You know the sneezes where, after it dissipates, there's a very specific odor that you never smell anywhere else except after a particular sneeze? I've never known a girl to get that, only men. I think it's a case of having so much testosterone that it comes spewing forth from your nose myself; it is a terribly masculine smell.

So yeah, girls pretty much just fail all over when it comes to sneezing.

 

[sao123]

BBW to the chik pig: I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll SNEEZE your house down...