also lol @ me saying that i thought a standard sedan with somewhat appealing styling was 'classier' than a slightly stretched smart car, and your rebuttal. you would think i called the 3 the epitome of elegance and luxury.
in general, you just demonstrate a complete lack of reading/human interaction ability and also don't appear to have shopped new cars in a solid five years.
Your whole posting in this thread is weird. I'd say you're clearly looking for something different from the 500, which makes you complaining that it doesn't meet your criteria baffling.
This is not a box built to offer the best value like most of the cars you were looking at or mentioned. Sure plenty of them get decent praise for being more than that and are great cars in their own right, but they're substantially different from the 500.
The 500 is like the Mini, its not stellar value, its not the prettiest, its not roomy even considering its size, its not the most economical, its not fast, but its not a car that you buy for any of those reasons.
In short, its a car you have to "get", and you clearly do not. Is that a bad thing? No. I'm not even really a huge fan of it, but I'm glad that it exists, as it shows a willingness to make something that is more than just the sum of its parts or a value proposition. I'm glad that you can buy one in the US, and I hope its successful so that maybe car companies will stop considering the US as a market where they need to make huge bulbous cars with big engines to cater to fat Americans to have success. We missed out on so many good European cars because of that.
I do think you saying the 3 is classier shows you don't understand what class even means though. I think the 3 is ok looking even with the gaping maw and other bits that are mostly actually just cheap black plastic, but classy it is not. That's not to say you can't prefer a non-classy car's styling over a classier looking car, but that's not what you were claiming either. Understatement is classy, and the base 500 is very understated for a small hatchback. I'm not arguing that its better looking, but the gaping openings on most hatches, giant-bulging bug eye headlights, and other stuff are not understated at all.
One last thing. Comparing it to the Smart car shows you didn't do dick for actual research. There certainly are similarities, but drive both or even just speak to people that have and realize they are worlds apart.
What I would love though is to take a 500, tub it and put in a roll cage, and then stick a small high output (like say a turbo 'busa engine) in the back connected to a new rear setup (wider 18 inch wheel/tire combo). Leave the regular engine in, so you can put around and look almost like a sleeper, but then switch it over to RWD and the high rev screaming of the other engine. That or move the seats back a bit and stick that new BMW Turbo 4 cylinder up front with either AWD or power sent to the rear wheels.