Why do fat kids love metallica?

Rogue

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It makes them feel hard inside while being all soft around the middle? Hell, I don't know....
 

PatboyX

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i used to know a really skinny girl who loved them.
i never understood and i fear i never shall.
 

rh71

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Metallica's music helps a lot of people through emotional hardships.

You know it's Sad But True...

They rule.
 

Howard

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I'm scrawny and I love Metallica. Same with a friend of mine, we're pretty pissed we couldn't scrounge up enough $$$ to see the Sanitarium show at the SkyDome. :(
 

Mr N8

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LOL! The title of this thread made me laugh.

I'm feeling depressed, having spent $14 on St Anger. What a POS album.
 

dmw16

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Metallica wonders why their record sales went down as mp3s were on the rise...maybe cuz their more recent stuff SUCKS! Everything up to and including black was great. Since then...all crap. St. Anger is a crime.
-doug
 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: dmw16
Metallica wonders why their record sales went down as mp3s were on the rise...maybe cuz their more recent stuff SUCKS! Everything up to and including black was great. Since then...all crap. St. Anger is a crime.
-doug

The title alone is a crime. St. Anger? WTF? What happened to cool album names like "...And Justice For All" or "Master of Puppets"? St. Anger sounds like a Christian rock band or something.