Why didn't the chicken get across the road?

[BigToque]

cause he got hit by a car

AAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'm so funny

 

[Farbio]

are you gonna go on a nefathon too?

 

[BigToque]

no. i would never do something like that

 

[Locutus of Board]

The chicken stopped in the middle and ran back because he saw Stefan on the other side with an evil grin and H@$%-ON in his hand!

 

[Jonny]

Because he was locked up in a farmers barn, then made into a Kentucy Fried Chicken's Chicken burger, then he was eaten by Stefan.

 

[thebestMAX]

I ran him over with my T&A car, oops make that Trans Am.

 

[Croton]

because he got ran over by my REALacura type-R

ahahhaahahahh

 

[extra]

damnit croton you beat me to it!

 

[ZapZilla]

In pre-modern times, chickens hadn't been exposed to our modern psycho-babble and had no trouble crossing roads.

However, once exposed to psycho analysis, chickens began to have troubles crossing roads.

For, upon crossing roads, they encounter the natural, liner flux lines inherent in all roads, and detectable by chickens, which just so happens to trigger a spontaineous internal debate of whether or not it is supposed to be a chicken or an egg.

Thus perplexed, it, like many other chickens before it, automatically took a sh!t, and became hypnotically frozen.

So powerful is the chicken's confusion that it eventually tires, and sits in its own glue-like feces.

In no time at all, the stress of their perpetually confused mind-state causes transmogrification into a new, hard, shiny form, somewhere between Chicken and egg.

We have even given such afflicted chickens a name: Bot Dot.

 

[Mday]

why didn't stefan nef?

because he lied... ;p