Why did the redneck cross the road?

[dullard]

He was stuck to the back of the chicken.

 

[RossMAN]

lol

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

:thumbsdown:

 

[Goosemaster]

Give it another try

 

[Zim Hosein]

Hehe

Cheers dullard :beer:

 

[Schadenfroh]

pigs are a better way to go

 

[syconub]

c

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[Goosemaster]

Try to find a joke that has irony and stereotypes interwined for effeect.

For example a more comedic answer would have been...

"Because he didn't want to dismount the chicken and lose his erection..."

 

[Kalvin00]

:thumbsdown:

 

[NFS4]

huh?

 

[Engineer]

What came first, the chicken or the redneck?

:Q

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Try to find a joke that has irony and stereotypes interwined for effeect.

For example a more comedic answer would have been...

"Because he didn't want to dismount the chicken and lose his erection..."

Enough of your personal life Goosemaster!

 

[saxophonoia]

hehe.......okay only because i've been drinking so many things are funny

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Try to find a joke that has irony and stereotypes interwined for effeect.

For example a more comedic answer would have been...

"Because he didn't want to dismount the chicken and lose his erection..."

Enough of your personal life Goosemaster!

YA GOT ME!

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Try to find a joke that has irony and stereotypes interwined for effeect.

For example a more comedic answer would have been...

"Because he didn't want to dismount the chicken and lose his erection..."

Enough of your personal life Goosemaster!

YA GOT ME!

:Q

Please, no :camera:'s Goosemaster

 

[dullard]

Ok, a longer one. It is the only other joke that I know.

Bill was a bit accident prone. But he had a good job that he enjoyed. He worked at a lumber mill.

One day, Bill tripped and fell into a saw. Bill's arm was cut off completely. Bill's friend and coworker grabbed Bill's arm, put it in a plastic bag to keep dirt away, and rushed it and Bill to the hospital.

The next day, Bill's friend went to check up on him. A nurse said Bill was fine and playing tennis out back - with the severed tennis arm attached. Bill's friend was shocked that his friend was 100% the way he used to be with no ill effects. "The wonders of modern medicine", Bill's friend said.

Bill went back to work. But what do you know, he got his pant leg stuck and cut his leg clean off. Bill's friend put the leg in a plastic bag and rushed to the hospital with Bill.

The next day, Bill's friend went to the hospital to find out that he is outside playing soccer. "The wonders of modern medicine", Bill's friend exclaimed.

Bill in perfect health still went back to work at the lumber mill. This time, Bill sneezed. During this very violent sneeze, Bill flung himself forward and cut off his head. Bill's friend put the head in a plastic bag, and rushed him off to the hospital.

The next day, Bill's friend thought things would be all right. He went to the hospital and asked a doctor how Bill was doing. The doctor said, "We could have saved Bill, but some idiot put his head in a bag and he suffocated!"

 

[dighn]

a little weird but i laughed

 

[KLin]

I think a better punchline would have been "Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."

 

[dullard]

Originally posted by: KLin
I think a better punchline would have been "Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."

I was trying to keep this safe for work for those who read from work. But yes, that was what was implied.

 

[Engineer]

hehe....the saw mill joke made me think of this one...

Little Johnny and his two friends were beating off in an alley and were caught by the local Sherriff.

The Sheriff wanted to punish the boys so he asked the first boy "Where does your daddy work"?

The boy replied - "In a butcher shop"

Sheriff replied - "I'm going to take a butcher knife and cut your d!ck off"

Sheriff asked the 2nd boy "Where does your daddy work?"

The boy replied - "In a saw mill"

Sheriff replied - "I'm going to take the saw and cut your d!ck off"

Sheriff saw Johnny laughing against one of the buildings and asked "What the hell are you laughin at?"

Johnny - "My dad works in a lollypop factory!..hehehe! "

:laugh:

:Q

 

[Quasmo]

Remember that time I died a WHOLE lot inside...

oh yeah; right now.

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Try to find a joke that has irony and stereotypes interwined for effeect.

For example a more comedic answer would have been...

"Because he didn't want to dismount the chicken and lose his erection..."

Enough of your personal life Goosemaster!

YA GOT ME!

:Q

Please, :camera:'s Goosemaster

fixed

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Engineer
hehe....the saw mill joke made me think of this one...

Little Johnny and his two friends were beating off in an alley and were caught by the local Sherriff.

The Sheriff wanted to punish the boys so he asked the first boy "Where does your daddy work"?

The boy replied - "In a butcher shop"

Sheriff replied - "I'm going to take a butcher knife and cut your d!ck off"

Sheriff asked the 2nd boy "Where does your daddy work?"

The boy replied - "In a saw mill"

Sheriff replied - "I'm going to take the saw and cut your d!ck off"

Sheriff saw Johnny laughing against one of the buildings and asked "What the hell are you laughin at?"

Johnny - "My dad works in a lollypop factory!..hehehe! "

:laugh:

:Q

bahahahahah :thumbsup:

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: Engineer
hehe....the saw mill joke made me think of this one...

Little Johnny and his two friends were beating off in an alley and were caught by the local Sherriff.

The Sheriff wanted to punish the boys so he asked the first boy "Where does your daddy work"?

The boy replied - "In a butcher shop"

Sheriff replied - "I'm going to take a butcher knife and cut your d!ck off"

Sheriff asked the 2nd boy "Where does your daddy work?"

The boy replied - "In a saw mill"

Sheriff replied - "I'm going to take the saw and cut your d!ck off"

Sheriff saw Johnny laughing against one of the buildings and asked "What the hell are you laughin at?"

Johnny - "My dad works in a lollypop factory!..hehehe! "

:laugh:

:Q

bahahahahah :thumbsup:

:laugh:

 

[sxr7171]

Originally posted by: dullard
Ok, a longer one. It is the only other joke that I know.

Bill was a bit accident prone. But he had a good job that he enjoyed. He worked at a lumber mill.

One day, Bill tripped and fell into a saw. Bill's arm was cut off completely. Bill's friend and coworker grabbed Bill's arm, put it in a plastic bag to keep dirt away, and rushed it and Bill to the hospital.

The next day, Bill's friend went to check up on him. A nurse said Bill was fine and playing tennis out back - with the severed tennis arm attached. Bill's friend was shocked that his friend was 100% the way he used to be with no ill effects. "The wonders of modern medicine", Bill's friend said.

Bill went back to work. But what do you know, he got his pant leg stuck and cut his leg clean off. Bill's friend put the leg in a plastic bag and rushed to the hospital with Bill.

The next day, Bill's friend went to the hospital to find out that he is outside playing soccer. "The wonders of modern medicine", Bill's friend exclaimed.

Bill in perfect health still went back to work at the lumber mill. This time, Bill sneezed. During this very violent sneeze, Bill flung himself forward and cut off his head. Bill's friend put the head in a plastic bag, and rushed him off to the hospital.

The next day, Bill's friend thought things would be all right. He went to the hospital and asked a doctor how Bill was doing. The doctor said, "We could have saved Bill, but some idiot put his head in a bag and he suffocated!"

That was a good one for sure!!!