Why did the man break up with his gold-digging girlfriend?

[BlancoNino]

Because he heard it was illegal to have sex with miners.

 

[zebano]

8/10
Saw it coming but I still chuckled.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

ROFL

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

you should stop making up jokes. you are no good at it.

 

[Cobalt]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
you should stop making up jokes. you are no good at it.

Better than you.

 

[TheGizmo]

6.8 / 10

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
you should stop making up jokes. you are no good at it.

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
ROFL

Originally posted by: zebano
8/10

Oh really?

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: cobalt

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
you should stop making up jokes. you are no good at it.

Better than you.

I don't make up jokes.

 

[Xyo II]

Not too bad, not too bad.... not too great..... but not too bad....

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: Xyo II
Not too bad, not too bad.... not too great..... but not too bad....

definitely the best of his efforts, but then again all of the others have been truely abominable.

 

[George P Burdell]

Liar, you didn't this one up, I've heard it before.

 

[kstu]

i'll admit it, you're getting better

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: Xyo II
Not too bad, not too bad.... not too great..... but not too bad....

definitely the best of his efforts, but then again all of the others have been truely abominable.

That's simply not true.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: Xyo II
Not too bad, not too bad.... not too great..... but not too bad....

definitely the best of his efforts, but then again all of the others have been truely abominable.

That's simply not true.

yeah, all the kids in the second grade laughed. the rest of us think you are an idiot.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Because he heard it was illegal to have sex with miners.

This one was actually funny

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: George P Burdell
Liar, you didn't this one up, I've heard it before.

shens. Maybe something similar, but I promise you that I sat here and thought about it for a good 10 minutes.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: George P Burdell
Liar, you didn't this one up, I've heard it before.

shens. Maybe something similar, but I promise you that I sat here and thought about it for a good 10 minutes.

and you are the ONLY person in the world who did so?

 

[Dirigible]

Amazingly, you might be making progress. You should still delay your debut at open mic night, though.

 

[HN]

possibly a spinoff of this t-shirt

 

[Canai]

not bad at all. 7.149734421/10

 

[JulesMaximus]

That was pretty weak. :thumbsdown:

 

[Cobalt]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: cobalt

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
you should stop making up jokes. you are no good at it.

Better than you.

I don't make up jokes.

Exactly.

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: George P Burdell
Liar, you didn't this one up, I've heard it before.

shens. Maybe something similar, but I promise you that I sat here and thought about it for a good 10 minutes.

Liar liar, pants on fire!

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: HN
possibly a spinoff of this t-shirt

that dude looks creepy

 

[DanTMWTMP]

lol so stupid, lol