Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Sea Moose]

/Discuss

 

[Albatross]

Bill Clinton :the chicken did not cross the road;i repeat the chicken DID NOT cross the road

 

[zerocool84]

So that its subjects will view it with admiration as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.


/thread

 

[Yukmouth]

He was on his way to get himself some hen .... then, BOOM ... he never made it.

 

[moshquerade]

to get to the other slide

 

[CZroe]

Originally posted by: zerocool84
So that its subjects will view it with admiration as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.


/thread

Delete that shit so this thread can continue, plzkthx.

 

[Iron Woode]

to maintain his stance of dominance.

 

[jupiter57]

To show the opossum that it could be done!

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
to get to the other slide

I'd like a ride on the slide, too.
Me first! *hits chicken with a baseball bat*

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Because he saw some black chickens walking towards him on the sidewalk on his side.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: moshquerade
to get to the other slide

I'd like a ride on the slide, too.
Me first! *hits chicken with a baseball bat*

you killed the chicken?

now how are we going to be ask him if he came first or the egg did? :Q

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: moshquerade
to get to the other slide

I'd like a ride on the slide, too.
Me first! *hits chicken with a baseball bat*

you killed the chicken?

now how are we going to be ask him if he came first or the egg did? :Q

I'd say ask the egg, but it made good breakfast along with the chicken.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: moshquerade
to get to the other slide

I'd like a ride on the slide, too.
Me first! *hits chicken with a baseball bat*

you killed the chicken?

now how are we going to be ask him if he came first or the egg did? :Q

I'd say ask the egg, but it made good breakfast along with the chicken.

should've got the pig involved and had some bacon.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Because he saw some black chickens walking towards him on the sidewalk on his side.

Something something something BIG BLACK COCK something something.

 

[eplebnista]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

because it wanted to

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: albatross
Bill Clinton :the chicken did not cross the road;i repeat the chicken DID NOT cross the road

Depends on what your definition of "not" is.

 

[Cogman]

At a time where roads were abandoned, Where people feared the obtaining goals. One chicken dared to dream!

Come see the adventures of Clarance the Chicken. Laugh out Loud and the wacky antics of these adorable characters. Feel the trepidation as trucker tom threatens to destroy everything that Clarance once knew!

An all new movie from Disney Animations "The Chicken that crossed The Road!". (Available only as a DVD)

 

[MyThirdEye]

The chicken crossed the road because .9999 = 1

 

[amdhunter]

To file for child support

 

[venkman]

if the road is a treadmill going in the opposite direction, can the chicken get to the other side?

 

[RapidSnail]

He saw the purple drank and watermelon.

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: venkman
if the road is a treadmill going in the opposite direction, can the chicken get to the other side?

He can always take off

 

[jersiq]

To get away from Frank Perdue

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
to maintain his stance of dominance.

hahahaha

 

[shortylickens]

There was cheesecake and pie on the other side.