Why did the chicken cross the road?

SlingXShot

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BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN McCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure ? right from Day One! ? that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn?t about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don?t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where?s my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken?s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
 

JS80

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Craig234
I find it funny that two of the democratic ones (Gore and Kerry) are based on lies.

get over yourself it's a freakin joke
 

sandorski

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hehe, hilarious. A Ross Perot, Kucinich, or that Fundie guy could be added as well.