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Why did Newegg start selling crazy items?

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Its all a front! Beware! First its nose hair trimmers, toasters, electric massagers (vibrators)...then its the antichrist!. I tell you N-E-W-E-G-G is the mark of the Beast. NEWEGG=666 if you factor in the quantum equilibrius mass times its floating point gpu divided by 22,000,000,000 minus 4.
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ummm..not sure what just happened there.
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well, perhaps they're suggesting possible case mods? Can you imagine never needing to leave your workstation if you could do your ironing, hair trimming, rice cooking, AND keep your papers in one convenient location?
 
im thikning they should sell some deoderant and nice clothes for guys in my computer science classes
 
Somebody should build a rice cooker into the front of the case (like that coffeemaker somebody did earlier), so that geeks don't have to move to eat.
 
Hmm, like when Amazon started carrying all this stuff, appliances and all even... they didn't exactly do well with that. They're prolly just gonna have to heavy discount it later on cause it doesn't sell.
 
According to the evil finder...

**** THE PROOF THAT NEWEGG IS EVIL ****

NEWEGG
786987697171- as ASCII values
666688- digits added
\_/\_/\_/\_/\_____/
66667- digits added

Thus, "NEWEGG" is 66667.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1531 - the year Richard Roose was conveniently boiled to death for trying to poison an archbishop. The number is now 75135.

Add 666, the number of the Beast - the result is 75801.

Subtract 1983, the year Microsoft introduced Windows 1.0. The result will be 73818.

Add 2191 to it - this is the year Theodore Roosevelt was shot, written backwards - you will get 76009.

Add 7391 to it - this is the year Saddam Hussein twins were born, written backwards - you will get 83400.

This number, when read backwards, gives 00438. This, written in octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.

Enough said - QED.
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  78  69  87  69  71  71     - as ASCII values
   6   6   6   6   8   8     - digits added
  \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_____/
   6   6   6   6   7         - digits added
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I'm not following the 'digits added' steps.

 
Originally posted by: GtPrOjEcTX
  78  69  87  69  71  71     - as ASCII values
   6   6   6   6   8   8     - digits added
  \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_____/
   6   6   6   6   7         - digits added
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I'm not following the 'digits added' steps.
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7+8 = 15 -> 1+5 = 6
6+9 = 15 -> 1+5 = 6

etc.
 
who would actually go to newegg specifically to buy nose hair trimmers? That is what walmart is for :/
 
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