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Why did Michael Jackson check into the Betty Ford clinic?

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iwearnosox

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Why did Michael Jackson check into the Betty Ford clinic?
To get over his 11 year old crack habit.

Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his cub scout leader duties?
He was up to a pack a day. 😀

What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
Michael Jackson

What do Michael Jackson and Dr. Spock have in common?
They both know how to rear a child.

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
They both have small boys pants at half off!

Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
Because they aren't his!

How many times does 12 go into 35?
Ask Michael Jackson.

What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers?
Michael Jackson's hand!

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
There's a Big Wheel parked outside his house

Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
Two 5 year olds.

How do we know Michael is guilty?
Several children have fingered him.

Why does Michael like children so much?
He knows how they feel

Whats black and comes in a small white can?

And so on... 😀
 
Hahahahaha, I don't really feel bad about the guy with all those sworn affadavits floating around the web.
 
seriously id love to see a car chase involving Michael and the LAPD all over the freeways and maybe him making a run for it or a shootout where no ones gets hurt...now that be hilarious....seeing Michael getting into a fight with cops as they arrest him and he tries to fend them off with his dance moves

 
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Originally posted by: ncircle Whats black and comes in a small white can? i heard tons of these today 😀
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I had that one but it seemed bannable. :Q 😀
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ROFL. OMFG. Bwahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahaha.....
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ahHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM DYING
 
Originally posted by: KEV1N
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Originally posted by: ncircle Whats black and comes in a small white can? i heard tons of these today 😀
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I had that one but it seemed bannable. :Q 😀
Click to expand...

ROFL. OMFG. Bwahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahaha.....
Click to expand...

ahHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM DYING
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LMAO! Had to read it a couple times to figure it out, but when I did


BUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA😀
 
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
seriously id love to see a car chase involving Michael and the LAPD all over the freeways and maybe him making a run for it or a shootout where no ones gets hurt...now that be hilarious....seeing Michael getting into a fight with cops as they arrest him and he tries to fend them off with his dance moves
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Your request is my command!!!!!!
 
Man... leave the man alone. Just cuz he got millions and he's a little peculiar doesn't mean that every one gonna take a shot at him for money.
 
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