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Why condoms are bad

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GasX

Lifer
There are Jews in the world, there are Buddists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then
There are those that follow Mohammad, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came, because

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs,
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Morman,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine, and mine, and mine.

Let the pagans spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
 
personally, i like the guy who kept eating and eating the best. "it's only wafer thin!"

followed by the roman catholic family with kids EVERYWHERE.
 
Humans derive enjoyment from procreatively indeterminate copulation due to the concealed ovulatory behaviors of human females. There are other animals who also enjoy such recreational sex, so we're certainly not alone. It's a solid reproductive strategy to copulate as much as possible, because females haven't any worthwhile anatomical/behavioral indication of receptivity; the more sex, the greater the chances of conception. The condoms just represent our ability to further ameliorate our biological condition, imo.

[edit]Oh, this is a movie? Ignore me.[/edit]
 
Originally posted by: OrByte
its kinda funny.

(since someone has to be the dumb gooberhead..)

what movie?
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If you hang out on this board, you should suspect that it is either Star Trek, or Monty Python, or some gory death honor movie (i.e. Braveheart, Gladiator, etc).
 
Originally posted by: Descartes
Humans derive enjoyment from procreatively indeterminate copulation due to the concealed ovulatory behaviors of human females. There are other animals who also enjoy such recreational sex, so we're certainly not alone. It's a solid reproductive strategy to copulate as much as possible, because females haven't any worthwhile anatomical/behavioral indication of receptivity; the more sex, the greater the chances of conception. The condoms just represent our ability to further ameliorate our biological condition, imo.

[edit]Oh, this is a movie? Ignore me.[/edit]
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Really?
I thought that only humans did the recreational sex thingy.......

:thumbsup: to the animals just hitting it for no reason 😀
 
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