Why can't you go back if you go black?

[hiromizu]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
because once your pen0r knows the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, it doesn't want juice that's not as sweet as the blackberry delight

It's also called the pen0r noir.

 

[Reckoner]

Always bet on black.

Sincerely,
Wesley Snipes

 

[hiromizu]

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Because I said so.

Sincerely,
Wesley Snipes

You mean Wesley Pipes..

 

[Dumac]

Originally posted by: zinfamous
The inherent problem is that being an internet forum, we lose the spectre of identity. Honestly, I took you post as the extreme of sarcasm, which is itself funny, but unlike the previous posters, the language choice is not obviously playful.

Anonymity + lack of easily-discerned sarcasm in forums, mixed with AIDS + blacks + gays = not funny.

word choice.

However, the word choice itself points out the sarcasm. I, and nobody I have ever known, truly believe that all blacks and homosexuals have AIDS.

However, Many of the other stereotypes mentioned in this thread are much more plausible, and therefore often believed by many people. I find these stereotypes, which actually are often present in high number in the real world, much more damaging than my extremely sarcastic and ridiculous example.

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: Dumac

Originally posted by: zinfamous
The inherent problem is that being an internet forum, we lose the spectre of identity. Honestly, I took you post as the extreme of sarcasm, which is itself funny, but unlike the previous posters, the language choice is not obviously playful.

Anonymity + lack of easily-discerned sarcasm in forums, mixed with AIDS + blacks + gays = not funny.

word choice.

However, the word choice itself points out the sarcasm. I, and nobody I have ever known, truly believe that all blacks and homosexuals have AIDS.

However, Many of the other stereotypes mentioned in this thread are much more plausible, and therefore often believed by many people. I find these stereotypes, which actually are often present in high number in the real world, much more damaging than my extremely sarcastic and ridiculous example.

Stereotypes are funny.

 

[Dumac]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
Stereotypes are funny.

Could I possibly disagree with that? 😛

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: hiromizu

Originally posted by: meltdown75
because once your pen0r knows the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, it doesn't want juice that's not as sweet as the blackberry delight

It's also called the pen0r noir.

I was laughing so hard at the beginning of this thread (omg veiny coffee).
Then the thread started to go downhill with serious discussion of the humor of stereotypes and how far they can be taken, so I figured it was safe to take a sip of my drink.
Then I read this and it shot out of my nose.

 

[Captante]

Originally posted by: hiromizu

Originally posted by: meltdown75
because once your pen0r knows the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, it doesn't want juice that's not as sweet as the blackberry delight

It's also called the pen0r noir.

:laugh:

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: eleison
I'm asian.. sad that all the stereotype of Asians are non-threatening and non-sexual aggressive. blacks have the "once you go black you never go back.." Jew are rich. Irish are fighters when drinking... Latin are "latin lovers".. I think asians only have the "we have small p*nises"

When are we ever going to have a cool stereotype!!!!

no one has a problem with asian women usually. 😉

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Rudee
It's not that you can't go back, it's that the people you left don't want to take you back. You're tainted! 😀

come home son, you can come home 🙁

 

[alkemyst]

The guys that think the chick gets all stretched out from a big one must not have been with many chicks....

 

[nageov3t]

I dated a black guy in college... my current BF is white.

that's right, I went back!

 

[Muadib]

I don't know why I'm attracted to these threads.

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i could hook you up if you want to find out.

I always knew you were really a black dude. 😛

I think the pc is shared. Everyday is a new mosh!😀

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: hiromizu

Originally posted by: meltdown75
because once your pen0r knows the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, it doesn't want juice that's not as sweet as the blackberry delight

It's also called the pen0r noir.

Isn't that like the porno version of a film noir?

 

[RapidSnail]

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: eleison
I'm asian.. sad that all the stereotype of Asians are non-threatening and non-sexual aggressive. blacks have the "once you go black you never go back.." Jew are rich. Irish are fighters when drinking... Latin are "latin lovers".. I think asians only have the "we have small p*nises"

When are we ever going to have a cool stereotype!!!!

being smart isn't cool? 😛

Seriously. You may be hung like a lightswitch but you're a walking fucking TI 83

lmao

Originally posted by: Dumac
Because you get AIDS from black people, which excludes you from the white community.

Your only options from there are to stay in the black community or move on to the homosexual community...

:roll:😱🙂😀:laugh:

Originally posted by: alkemyst
anytime you see a guy with an ugly chick chances are he is only measuring up 6" or less.

They say size doesn't matter, but that's just being polite.

Also the old addage, it's how you use it is also BS...esp when the chick has the option to be in control as well.

Originally posted by: alkemyst
The guys that think the chick gets all stretched out from a big one must not have been with many chicks....

This guy is the most sexually insecure person I've seen on a forum. :laugh:

(Waits for it...)

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: meltdown75
because once your pen0r knows the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, it doesn't want juice that's not as sweet as the blackberry delight

blackberry delight? bwahahahahahahaha! :laugh:

Mosh is really black! /yum

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: hiromizu

Originally posted by: Dumac
Because you get AIDS from black people, which excludes you from the white community.

Your only options from there are to stay in the black community or move on to the homosexual community...

That is highly misinappropriated.

well, this was a fun racial stereotypes thread, but then it went south
:|

racial stereotypes aren't fun.

the reality is aids is much more common in the black community. so if you want to pretend theres a seed of truth behind stereotypes, there you go.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: RapidSnail

Originally posted by: alkemyst
The guys that think the chick gets all stretched out from a big one must not have been with many chicks....

This guy is the most sexually insecure person I've seen on a forum. :laugh:

(Waits for it...)

I am not insecure at all though, just honest. I don't have a 9"+ dick though. All I know is with what I have it takes a bit of warm up with most to be able to bury it.

That's all.

I do believe I have posted many not so good times in my sexual life here.

I believe I have posted about one time I was in a chicks hotel room and she was getting all cleaned up and I had a sudden gastric disturbance. I ended up fully crapping in my pants (yes I was pretty drunk too).

I just went to the balcony, dropped trow and threw my underwear into the seagrapes.

Then I cleaned up and we went to bed.

I got nothing that night (she was too tired).

In the morning I got a hummer, but she wouldn't let me do her.

you can believe whatever you like though 🙂

 

[LilPima]

Originally posted by: eleison
I'm asian.. sad that all the stereotype of Asians are non-threatening and non-sexual aggressive. blacks have the "once you go black you never go back.." Jew are rich. Irish are fighters when drinking... Latin are "latin lovers".. I think asians only have the "we have small p*nises"

When are we ever going to have a cool stereotype!!!!

you have jackie chan

 

[zerocool84]

Alabama man too-boo-koo

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: RapidSnail

Originally posted by: alkemyst
The guys that think the chick gets all stretched out from a big one must not have been with many chicks....

This guy is the most sexually insecure person I've seen on a forum. :laugh:

(Waits for it...)

[snip]

Wow, you really are insecure if you have to tell an entire story.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Because afterwards, everything is too stretched out for anyone else to use.

If you ever see the "toys" girls play with you'd reconsider that assessment. That shit will stretch quite a lot. I mean, they fit babies through there.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

I believe I have posted about one time I was in a chicks hotel room and she was getting all cleaned up and I had a sudden gastric disturbance. I ended up fully crapping in my pants (yes I was pretty drunk too).

Holy shit. I wish I could buy you a beer.

 

[Eeezee]

Once you go black, your credit rating gets locked at 600. There's just no way around it.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: alkemyst

I believe I have posted about one time I was in a chicks hotel room and she was getting all cleaned up and I had a sudden gastric disturbance. I ended up fully crapping in my pants (yes I was pretty drunk too).

Holy shit. I wish I could buy you a beer.

you don't need to buy him one. he's fully intoxicated 24/7