Why can't women ever give a straight answer?

Riprorin

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Maybe I'm overgeneralizing, but when I ask my wife a direct question requiring a yes/no or simple response she either:

A. Asks me a qustion

B. Doesn't answer the question (but answers another question I didn't ask)

C. Goes into a long-winded rant

Can anyone explain this phenomenon?
 

iamme

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this isn't about that gay guy at the Gap is it?

:p

btw, there are lot of men and women like that. i find it especially annoying.
 

Riprorin

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Originally posted by: iamme
this isn't about that gay guy at the Gap is it?

:p

btw, there are lot of men and women like that. i find it especially annoying.

Nah, this is a different hang up.
 

kranky

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You only want a one-word answer so you can move on to something else. She wants to start a conversation.
 

Beau

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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Originally posted by: xospec1alk
women suck.

Until we can figure out a way to do that ourselves you won't catch me complaining.

Viper GTS

I don't think that'll even solve the problem... look at dogs, for example.... they lick themselves all day long and STILL need some lovin from the ladies.
 

moonshinemadness

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Originally posted by: Beau
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Originally posted by: xospec1alk
women suck.

Until we can figure out a way to do that ourselves you won't catch me complaining.

Viper GTS

I don't think that'll even solve the problem... look at dogs, for example.... they lick themselves all day long and STILL need some lovin from the ladies.

So True!
 

vi edit

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Here's my take on it...

Women have two "hats" in their brain. One hat has "answers" in it written on little pieces of paper. The other hat has "emotions" in it written on little pieces of paper. When you ask a woman a question, their brain just grabs one piece of paper from each hat and answers accordingling. If her hormones are out of whack because of medication or those select 1-5 days a month, it's like a power ball and multiplies the dramatic effect.

:)
 

codeyf

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Because if they were rational and made sense (most of the time), they'd be men with VJ's.
 

GoingUp

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cause their women

read some of luvlys posts... she hardly ever gives a straight answer
 

PatboyX

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i think most women feel the same way about dudes, though. my girlfriend NEVER asks simple yes or no question (and yet, she seems to think that are) and always gets annoyed when i dont answer just "yes" or "no"
 

TwinkleToes77

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hmm.. I seem to be the same way.. and when i reverse the roles and ask my husband a question i dont want a yes/no answer usually.. i want a reason for the yes/no as well.
 

Blain

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"Why can't women ever give a straight answer?"

Maybe she's stalling you until she does some research to find out if what you're asking her would be health or not.

Listen to Loveline and listen for her call. ;)