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Why can't I develop crushes on hot looking Hollywood women anymore?

StormRider

Diamond Member
For example, when I was young I had a huge crush on Helen Slater. She was Supergirl. I bought Starlog magazine whenever she appeared in there and just gazed at her pictures. I went to movies (like the Legend of Billie Jean) that I normally wouldn't be interested in just because she was in it.

Now, Hollywood girls are no big deal to me. Lots of you guys have crushes on Kristen Kreuk or Angelina Jolie but while I find them attractive I don't have a "thing" for them. Nor for any girl (real or Hollywood) anymore.

For example, I think Milla Jovovich is super hot but while watching Resident Evil I couldn't help but noticed in some angles/scenes she could sort of look like a boy. That disturbed me. It made me think that the difference between men and women is really thin. Have you noticed that when we all get older, men and women start to look alike?

Consider Jessica Alba. I thought she was super hot but then her brother appeared in a few episodes of Dark Angel and I couldn't help but noticed the resemblance between them. After that, Jessica Alba doesn't look so hot to me anymore.

I once thought Rachael Leigh Cook was super hot but sometimes I see pictures of her and I am beginning to wonder if she's really all that. In some pictures, it looks like she has a ton of makeup and I think she isn't as pretty as I thought she was.

 
Dude, you got problems. I can understand the whole no crushes on Hollywood chicks but not even real chicks... Man maybe you need a testosterone supplement.
 
Originally posted by: StormRider
I bought Starlog magazine whenever she appeared in there and just gazed at her pictures.
And you had to buy the new starlog because the pages were stuck together?

 
Maybe from decades of not getting any... your body finally realized it never will, and decides to shut down that function.
 
Do you suck d1ck private?!? Bull$hit I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!! I guess what Sarge and I are trying to say is that you might be a homo.
 
If you were only attracted to women because of their looks, you were never much of a real man anyway. Look deeper. Keep taking the Homo-Nomo, and all will be fine.


😎
 
Maybe you're maturing. I imagine most guys probably leave the celebrity crushes behind as they get older. I admit I had crushes on celebrities when I was younger, but not anymore. Anne Hathaway (the daughter on the short-lived show "Get Real" and star of the movie "The Princess Diaries") did make my crush-o-meter go up for a while back in the day.

However, since I met my wife, no other woman really compares to her (my wife, that is). 😀

 
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fück a person in the ass, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around.
 
Originally posted by: Marshallj
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fück a person in the ass, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around.



uhmmmm...ok..... :Q
 
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Maybe you're maturing. I imagine most guys probably leave the celebrity crushes behind as they get older. I admit I had crushes on celebrities when I was younger, but not anymore. Anne Hathaway (the daughter on the short-lived show "Get Real" and star of the movie "The Princess Diaries") did make my crush-o-meter go up for a while back in the day.

However, since I met my wife, no other woman really compares to her. 😀

Maturing? He's like 40!
 
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Maybe you're maturing. I imagine most guys probably leave the celebrity crushes behind as they get older. I admit I had crushes on celebrities when I was younger, but not anymore. Anne Hathaway (the daughter on the short-lived show "Get Real" and star of the movie "The Princess Diaries") did make my crush-o-meter go up for a while back in the day.

However, since I met my wife, no other woman really compares to her. 😀

Maturing? He's like 40!


Uh...damn. Get this man some nookie, stat!
 
Originally posted by: feralkid
Originally posted by: aircooled
Originally posted by: Marshallj
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fück a person in the ass, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around.



uhmmmm...ok..... :Q





fyi- R. Lee Ermee


R. Lee Ermey. He played the drill instructor in Full Metal Jacket.
 
maybe "Texas? Holy dog sh!t. Only steers and queers come from texas and you sure don't look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? Are you a peterpuffer?" would be more appropriate
 
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